FML : Today, at a party a fly flew into my mouth. I spit it out, and in an effort to wash out my mouth I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to...

Today, at a party a fly flew into my mouth. I spit it out, and in an effort to wash out my mouth I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 6 November 2009 14:31 / Denmark

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By perstephane | 4

#658077 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:31

Gross - but that's why you don't drink random things at parties. That, and a million other reasons...

By perdix | 29

#658081 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:33

You probably gave that fly lung cancer!

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By hk_fml | 9

#658076 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:31

ahh gross. x.x

The_Pleb | 0

#658092 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:39

Remember kids, smoking kills and so does coke

CFR | 0

#658233 - Friday 6 November 2009 22:10

Nothing like the spread of disease and sharing of DNA to bring a party together.

FarSide | 22

#658376 - Saturday 7 November 2009 0:29

Nice recovery dip-shit. That fly was the healthiest thing you took into your mouth.

fsxman1 | 11

#975310 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 22:17

better than is somebody put crack or pills in the drink and you get nocked out for the night and get raped by ten fat dudes so you can't sit down for a week.... think on the bright side =)

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1463075 - Monday 27 September 2010 6:53

I usually don't pick up a random can at a party. probly full of spit cuz som1 probably already drank from it and did other things.fake

caitlyndeon18 | 10

#2679191 - Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:15

Awh gross. I guess you should of made sure it was actually pop in the can.

By perstephane | 4

#658077 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:31

Gross - but that's why you don't drink random things at parties. That, and a million other reasons...

By bertiebass1 | 5

#658078 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:32

ewwwwwwwwww

By perdix | 29

#658081 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:33

You probably gave that fly lung cancer!

By DovdGraaf | 0

#658089 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:38

Poor dude.... good luck and uh.. you made me feel sick..

By spaaw | 0

#658108 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:47

did you get fries with that?

By Skull_300 | 0

#658111 - Friday 6 November 2009 20:49

When you were leaving, are you there person that was walking thru the Garden and "accidently" sat on a cucumber?

By perdix | 29

#658144 - Friday 6 November 2009 21:08

20 Smokers, 1 Can < 2 Girls, 1 Cup

Airch | 9

#658252 - Friday 6 November 2009 22:24

naaah dude, never seen the state of a can after a couple of fag buts go in there? the liquid turns black...

perdix | 29

#658263 - Friday 6 November 2009 22:35

Have you seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup? Even a textual description is enough to make you sick.

And I have seen what happens when people "dipping snuff" use a Coke can as a spitoon.

Both are thoroughly disgusting.

By boredomkills89 | 0

#658150 - Friday 6 November 2009 21:14

next time something like this happens, remember the beer in american pie. that will make you think twice about putting something random in your mouth. YDI