By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 14:31 - Denmark

Today, at a party a fly flew into my mouth. I spit it out, and in an effort to wash out my mouth I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
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perstephane 4

Gross - but that's why you don't drink random things at parties. That, and a million other reasons...

perdix 29

You probably gave that fly lung cancer!

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ahh gross. x.x

Remember kids, smoking kills and so does coke

Nothing like the spread of disease and sharing of DNA to bring a party together.

Nice recovery dip-shit. That fly was the healthiest thing you took into your mouth.

better than is somebody put crack or pills in the drink and you get nocked out for the night and get raped by ten fat dudes so you can't sit down for a week.... think on the bright side =)

I usually don't pick up a random can at a party. probly full of spit cuz som1 probably already drank from it and did other things.fake

Awh gross. I guess you should of made sure it was actually pop in the can.

perstephane 4

Gross - but that's why you don't drink random things at parties. That, and a million other reasons...

perdix 29

You probably gave that fly lung cancer!

Poor dude.... good luck and uh.. you made me feel sick..

did you get fries with that?

Skull_300 0

When you were leaving, are you there person that was walking thru the Garden and "accidently" sat on a cucumber?

perdix 29

20 Smokers, 1 Can < 2 Girls, 1 Cup

naaah dude, never seen the state of a can after a couple of fag buts go in there? the liquid turns black...

perdix 29

Have you seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup? Even a textual description is enough to make you sick. And I have seen what happens when people "dipping snuff" use a Coke can as a spitoon. Both are thoroughly disgusting.

next time something like this happens, remember the beer in american pie. that will make you think twice about putting something random in your mouth. YDI