FML : Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the...

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Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cmck932012 / Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:18 / United States - Tyrone

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By swankmrpancake | 8

#4617581 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:56

Girl look at that body. He works out!!

By MathewBlack | 14

#4617569 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:54

Obviously he had been checking you out as well..

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By Dadothy | 8

#4617550 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:52

Well you got the job so he obviously wasn't upset about it. Sounds like he has a sense of humor and since he didn't get mad about it you should be glad.

officeradvil | 8

#4617567 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:54

Yeah, that guy sounds like a boss.

By MathewBlack | 14

#4617569 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:54

Obviously he had been checking you out as well..

onlychildFTW | 33

#4617795 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:33

Well OP you created the awkwardness by not being more secretive checking him out. next time try to hide it a little more. But congrats on getting the job.

cutemonsterx3 | 6

#4617890 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:45

Damn look at that Bugatti O:!

blcksocks | 19

#4619694 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 05:49

Is it just me or this whole thing sounds like the start of a porno? Damnit xhamster.

cutemonsterx3 | 6

#4620584 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 01:36

Haters :)

hqbrat | 8

#4625775 - Thursday 28 June 2012 01:48

Hey no duh you got thumbed down a Bugatti is a fucking car FYI....

cutemonsterx3 | 6

#4630154 - Friday 29 June 2012 03:33

No shit its a car!

By ydi_4_suking | 20

#4617576 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:55

Hell yeah! Saw a good ass, and got a job

By swankmrpancake | 8

#4617581 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:56

Girl look at that body. He works out!!

oh_merde | 11

#4617697 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:15

He's sexy and he knows it!

i_canlickmyelbow | 3

#4617755 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:26

Or guy ;)

DontModMeDammit | 10

#4617967 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 08:06

6, your profile picture makes this comment so much better.

rcgirl2 | 11

#4618250 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 10:08

All he has to do now is WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!

iloveyou2129 | 6

#4618391 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 10:31

YEAH!!

astoryofroses | 9

#4618775 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 12:13

when he walks in the spot, this is what he sees: OP's sitting there and she's staring at him. he's got passion in his pants and he ain't afraid to show it show it show it show it, he's sexy and OP knows it ;)

sirpantselot | 22

#4619193 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 02:10

Actually 44 is right - OP could be a guy, we never find out. No reason a straight guy wouldn't admire the boss's arse if it was as toned as the FML leads us to believe...

i_canlickmyelbow | 3

#4619371 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 03:37

I guess being gay isn't okay yet... According to all my thumbs down.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4619430 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 04:00

Yes we all know how the song goes

mydadpulledout | 17

#4625356 - Thursday 28 June 2012 10:12

way to ruin the chain ya damn nazi

LordGiblett | 25

#6700247 - Saturday 8 October 2016 01:33

Assuming OP's even a girl..

By Dadothy | 8

#4617585 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:56

You got the job so be happy he didn't care:)

SpicyDuck | 22

#4617906 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:48

Exactly! How is this even an FML, you got a nice view AND a job! And potentially some good promotions from your boss with the nice ass. If you know what I mean.

blueroses2010 | 6

#4619664 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 05:40

Agreed #7! I'm not quite sure how this is even an FML? You're employed, the interviewer noticed you checking him out and still hired you...who knows, if you're both single and it's not against company policy, you might get a job an a relationship out of it :) Think positive OP

MsAnnaH | 1

#4619770 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 06:19

Or did he? Perhaps that was why she got the job?;-) hehe.. No I think he seemed flattered:-)

By insertnameherr | 11

#4617595 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:58

dat ass..

PYLrulz | 17

#4618554 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:11

Followed by a Poker Face (or a Bad Poker Face)

Wicked361 | 8

#4619255 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 02:30

What does poker face have to do with dat ass?

By el_chicharito_14 | 0

#4617597 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:58

You got the job op so be happy and hey, at least he has a sense of humor.

alexup24 | 13

#4617630 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:02

I thumbed you down for liking that cherry picker

mishaparis | 7

#4617942 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:58

19 - Your picture totally fits your comment. Not that I didn't thumb it down, of course.

By Baustigt | 40

#4617599 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:58

Well who among us can resist the lure of spectacular buttocks? Only God, that's who. Because he's too busy admiring his own.

swankmrpancake | 8

#4617624 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:01

No he is to busy watching you go to the bathroom to look at his own ass

Baustigt | 40

#4617651 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:06

I don't know what kind of weird-ass God you believe in, 17, but if he spends his free time watching people shit I think I'd rather hang with the devil.

swankmrpancake | 8

#4617662 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:08

Yes but if the devil punishes bad people isn't he on the same side as god and not evil? If he was evil wouldn't he reward them for being bad?

Baustigt | 40

#4617672 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:11

Okay, I'm getting sick of you now.

swankmrpancake | 8

#4617685 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:13

But I thought we had a great beginning to an Internet friendship!!!

abouttosleep | 5

#4617704 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:18

29, You should stick with your profile pic response

Baustigt | 40

#4617717 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:19

Yeah, I don't want this to sound harsh at all, 29... but I hate you.

swankmrpancake | 8

#4617740 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:23

Well now that we settled that you have now made a very powerless enemy!!

abouttosleep | 5

#4617797 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:33

But don't get too excited, with hijab you won't be able to see anything!

ManInTheMachine | 19

#4617866 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:41

What? I've been bent over this entire time and neither (Noor and Baustigt) of you noticed? Fuck it, I'm leaving. I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore.

Baustigt | 40

#4617904 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:48

I've been standing behind him with my spanking paddle this whole time.

ManInTheMachine | 19

#4617921 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 07:52

Oh? Well in that case... *Drops wallet and spills loose change* Oh no! Guess I'll have to pick it up ALL over again. Clumsy me! Oops!

DontModMeDammit | 10

#4617989 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 08:09

Walks into the room, stares, turns around before any notices.

DocBastard | 38

#4618004 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 08:14

At times like this I despair at the fact that I'm not a moderator, and I weep at my inability to alter every response above this one to "This comment has been moderated due to the commenter being a twit." Damn, I'd make a good moderator.

Baustigt | 40

#4618007 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 08:17

Doc, if you want a go with my paddle you only have to ask. There's no need to get sulky.

Soloman212 | 28

#4618038 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 08:33

Baboons such as I are evidence of God's everlasting love of a good buttocks. He left our butts hairless as to not obscure their beauty, and to leave their grace displayed to the world.

The_Thinker | 18

#4618118 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 09:03

And then society had to go and ruin it by enforcing pants as part of the mandatory norm. Darn society.

l23VIVE | 17

#4622569 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 11:56

This whole time I have been staring at Baustigt with my binoculars, while he was standing behind ManintheMachine and arguing with Swank, while he was staring at Noor's ass!!! Then Doc magically moderated me after I put away my binoculars.