By deflated - Ireland
  Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML
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Sorry you are wrong, its based on miles riven and statistically women drive a shorter distance to work. They are actually worse drivers.
OP: YDI for letting the girl drive, and this is not an FML. So your dad saw his son getting some from hopefully a decent looking girl, its not like you hit that damn car... wow fyl dude.

  mnkyc_mnkydo  |  5

yes he was being sexist but you saying that women drivers are better is also sexist, some stupid guys get drunk then all of our insurance rates go up, one sex is not better at driving than the other. i hate it when someone thinks turning sexism against guys is gender equality.

  spoo  |  24

HIS father probably had a grin on his face and got a kick out of it.. I dont understand the FYL. If it were her father then yeah, FYL all around. But unless you explain the problem then - Cheers and have a laugh