Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "caution, contents may be stinky." FML
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THC_Overdose
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haha this made me laugh
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karebear9
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ewww dude go wash that nastiness... ydi
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THC_Overdose
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haha this made me laugh
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brinean
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hahhahahahaha stupid antiflood
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debiasio69696969
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that's ... no comment
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sugarbabyxoxo
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... i hope he was just kidding. if not that's friggin sick.
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jassporah
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Smh. Just smh.
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jassporah
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haha. The OPs name fits this entry.
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FreeRunn3r
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Way to go dumbass,bet you feel smart huh?
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Timmo_fml
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Made me chuckle. Definite high five for your boyfriend. I think one or two man points could be heading his way too! If only he'd pretended to be a lawnmower as well...
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GiddyXD
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haha hes a keeper :D that was pretty funny ok thats it you die anti flood -grabs ak47- dieee!! -aims at computer- dieee!!!!! -shoots all of computer pieces- haha bitch! oh shit i can post now.
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you_and_me_fml
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it's ironic that your username is "shmelly"
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nooeyshooey
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YDI for havin a smelly vag
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Someone_somewere
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#25 it's not ironic when you post an fml you can change your username
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Roflmaaark
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Today, my boyfriend was funny. FML
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In Soviet Russia vaginas don't smell (it's too damn cold for that to smell).
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dancingxthexmoon
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haha lmao 33
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Giorgio272
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Hmm. I always thought gays were a
clean people? (Yes I am taking th assumption that by not selecting a gender it is dude on dude action)
clean people? (Yes I am taking th assumption that by not selecting a gender it is dude on dude action)
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bellepazzoxp
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at 35, in soviet Russia vaginas smell yu!
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brandonwong
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hahaha
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kthedestroyer
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28... Is that a Chocobo?!
Final Fantasy FTW!
Final Fantasy FTW!
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bombtastic
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shoulda done what 68 said. orrrr tell him he stinks too. ;)
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bigdickprick
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wash your cooter bitch
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sasukesharingan
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#7 have a man mouth
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UNCmike
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hmm not your best Russia joke
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jenknee1989
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u look like u r 8 lolol
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CharlieFenton
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how is that ironic, Jack ass ironic would be if her user name was something to do with a good smell
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dance_till_dawn
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#68, bahahahaha! OP, obviously your vag has smelled in the past. Then again, if it did, why the fuck would he go down on you? Ok, I guess I'm at a loss.
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derrickddiazz
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lol
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LSaintsU
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lmao...that woulda been hilarous
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meatballslicer
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lmao!!
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jayseangirl
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..ew much?
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YUMmMm
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win!!!!!! xD
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YUMmMm
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ooppps I meant to say #68 win
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Betz
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Sounds like you and the douchebag are meant to be.
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babbycakes101
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lmfao. caution
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bella2011
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right on!!
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98eclipsegs
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your contents may be stinky
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greatsarcazm
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this made my fuckin day hahahah
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Hbkbryan
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first
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hisbaby75
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love the name ;-)
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liljeron
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stanky vag
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Veunz
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Even clean vaginas aren't the best smelling things in the world...then again neither are clean penises...Genitals need to come in a scentless variety, seriously.
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LinsKitty
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146... no you're not, hun.
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wiggz1990
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lmao
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immazombeastxD
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ydi for having a BF that has a 'best' robot voice
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wiz_khaliffa
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oh wow
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SwagMonster99
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Lmaoo That Made Me Laugh To :'D
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cajun_fml
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once he's past the smell, he'll have it licked!
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sxe1215
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ydi. keep your cunt clean.
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massagenist
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no kidfing #3 i can tell the race of a girl blindfolded by smelling her mons pubis. hey girls maybe its just me but your pussy sometimes smells like what you just had to eat. smoker girls pussies smell like the brand of cigs they smoke too,
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kristennlovesyou
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80...nassttyy.
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wiz_khaliffa
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#80 creepy......
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Feklfekl2222
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At least it was his "best" robot voice.
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lizh_fml
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i suppose it depends on whether you can take this in your stride. your boyfriend should know whether this kind of thing would bother you. i think its a bit weird so fyl
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karebear9
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ewww dude go wash that nastiness... ydi
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Apache_fml
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aren't u suppose to wash it first?
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Ifuckedthefeartu
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I can understand your clear lack of experience has lead you to believe that genitals are supposed to smell like fabreeze or something, but I think it's time you learn that that just isn't true. Y'know to prevent another ignorant comment.
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deepfrey
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air freshner, lul
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samanthaaarose
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all I could picture was one of those pine tree shaped car fresheners ;P
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rguyver
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This is a good place for a stick-up.
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MVProbbins
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same haha
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gargoyle666
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I think I should check to see if he was right.
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Ashle1gh
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Were the contents stinky?
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LevyLove
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lol well at least he's lickin it clean now
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jenknee1989
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yum! the fish smell is all gone :D
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perdix
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"Danger, Will Robinson, danger!"
The worse you stink, the more he loves you.
The worse you stink, the more he loves you.
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FYLDeep
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Who wouldn't love a sexy blue waffle?
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leighxxx998
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blue waffle?
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sharpiebandit
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Hahaha. My friends were talking about that last night. Google "blue waffle" if you don't know what it means. Also, it's nsfw.
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kayvan
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Ewww. Thanks. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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mylifeblows3232
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dude that is one of the funniest picture I have ever seen. where did you get it at
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perdix
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Don't ever look at the blue waffle, you'll be a worse person for it. I know. I looked and I am a lesser man for it. Also, don't learn what felching is. Same thing.
The world will end when they put video of someone felching the blue waffle on YouTube.
The world will end when they put video of someone felching the blue waffle on YouTube.
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iSlip
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Frebreeze? YDI
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FreeRunn3r
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Nwahahaaa!!!!!!!
Fail!
Fail!
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FreeRunn3r
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Aw dammit me fail....(sad face)