By half-dead in CA - United States - San Francisco
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
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I don't think he is awesome, creepy, or adorable.

I work with the elderly for a living (I am a nursing assistant so I change a lot of diapers...) but this is super strange any way you look at it... Not exactly something someone wants to smell in a super market...

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  sunshineb81  |  16

I agree. Very sad. Poor guy probably was embarrassed and tried to offer OP a sort of apology thinking that everyone around him could tell he had an accident. This FML just made me feel bad for the old man.