FML : Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth...

Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know why I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NNTA - / Thursday 26 December 2013 23:21 / Netherlands - Maastricht

Intimacy

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By Redoxx_fml | 22

#5806096 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

Maybe he wanted a cockmeat sandwich and this was the next best thing.

By flashback.miss | 28

#5806095 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

hopefully he didn't catch you staring and it wasn't too long a traffic stop.

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By flashback.miss | 28

#5806095 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

hopefully he didn't catch you staring and it wasn't too long a traffic stop.

dotalover | 15

#5806127 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:45

nice eyes

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5806130 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:46

That's be awkward... It's already awkward enough when you catch someone picking their nose while driving

radwanov | 14

#5806190 - Friday 27 December 2013 4:09

its okay, he just needed some extra salty mayo :) .. now i'm hungry

Odis12 | 11

#5806250 - Friday 27 December 2013 5:09

Well, he must've been gifted, because I don't understand how in the hell you'd see that unless you were right in his window.

Gestpacho88 | 12

#5806337 - Friday 27 December 2013 7:30

*looks over* "you gotta perdy mouth...." *drives off*

By Redoxx_fml | 22

#5806096 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

Maybe he wanted a cockmeat sandwich and this was the next best thing.

chany25 | 7

#5806187 - Friday 27 December 2013 4:07

give him a wave! then he either has to stop his wank or lose control of the car

radwanov | 14

#5806192 - Friday 27 December 2013 4:11

or gaze back as he unloads :P

adamo_erebus | 25

#5806248 - Friday 27 December 2013 5:09

I was waiting for this comment. XD

By ob81 | 8

#5806097 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

You should have been paying attention to the road op. He is in his car.

breakinlegs | 19

#5806128 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:45

So him being in his car makes it okay to pull his dick out?

By Kataclysm97 | 32

#5806098 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

I don't understand the appeal some people find in masturbating while driving O_o And I'm sorry you had to witness that, OP.

MasqueradePrince | 25

#5806124 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:43

I assume they like the thrill of possibly getting caught, of doing it in public.... -shrugs- people are into different things.

By karatekid97 | 17

#5806099 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

He was just multitasking...

whiskeey | 14

#5806224 - Friday 27 December 2013 4:41

He should multitask somewhere else, preferably in private!

By Zarniclopsindorf | 24

#5806101 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:30

Which city is that? Remind me to stay FAR away.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5806305 - Friday 27 December 2013 6:32

Calm down; It's in the Netherlands. They (and tourists) need to watch out.

By Paradoxxxx | 16

#5806104 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:31

What. The. Fuck

By superrocket19 | 17

#5806106 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:32

It's a good thing it wasn't traffic. ah, multitasking at its finest.

By Wizardo | 33

#5806117 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:39

Being the Netherlands I'm not surprised these guys are probably out of their damn minds and that sandwich was probably laced with marijuana... the cock too.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#5806131 - Friday 27 December 2013 2:49

Cock laced with weed? I can honestly say I would've never come up with that in a lifetime...

Aleys_fml | 21

#5806175 - Friday 27 December 2013 3:39

Geez thats a little offensive. I am proud to be born in the Netherlands. There are crazy people I won't deny that, but there are crazy people in every country.

smokecloud_ | 37

#5806299 - Friday 27 December 2013 6:22

Hmm.. cock laced with weed.. I feel as though my boyfriend would be less than thrilled if I tried to light his dick and smoke it. But, you have given me the courage to try!! Hey, honey.. c'mere!!