By Baustigt - 6/8/2014 13:34 - Australia
Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
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  JJ_86  |  22

Well, they are kind of perfect species. The one which survived through eras where other species got wiped out.
They can live on very little food and bloody fucking survive with the head cut of for over a month. You are screwed OP. Just pray it doesn't reproduce in your car (Evil laugh).