By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia
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It now owns your car, sorry.
Why toilet paper?
In case of a mess.
#34, The real question here is why not?
Well crap... Time to burn that car
No point. The roach would survive.
Love the way OP says 'long drive home' like damn I would wanna make that trip as fast as possible GIMME A SPEED BOOST
The panic begins when it disappears not when it appears.
I'm pretty sure the windshield wipers would have been a better idea! Better buy a new car OP XD
It was inside the car, hence it now being lost inside the dark car.
Windshields have two sides.
Misread the FML. It happens...
Misunderstood*
I never knew that cockroaches had wings! It's a disgusting thought!
"I don't always fly, but when I do I scare the shit out of everybody."
Or an actual flock of seagulls come and eat them.
Well they're one of the only things in Australia not trying to kill you.
But it's the exact opposite going through OP's mind XD.
Well, they are kind of perfect species. The one which survived through eras where other species got wiped out. They can live on very little food and bloody fucking survive with the head cut of for over a month. You are screwed OP. Just pray it doesn't reproduce in your car (Evil laugh).
That comment made my day
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It now owns your car, sorry.
Well crap... Time to burn that car