FML : Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and...

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Baustigt / Wednesday 6 August 2014 13:34 / Australia

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By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6029502 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:11

It now owns your car, sorry.

By riddle143 | 15

#6029503 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:11

Well crap... Time to burn that car

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By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6029502 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:11

It now owns your car, sorry.

JBChristian | 46

#6029575 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 20:16

Why toilet paper?

ComoEsJuan | 24

#6029584 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 20:29

In case of a mess.

NinjaDitto623 | 14

#6029803 - Thursday 7 August 2014 1:48

#34, The real question here is why not?

By riddle143 | 15

#6029503 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:11

Well crap... Time to burn that car

jerryj | 27

#6029548 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:35

No point. The roach would survive.

iLike2Teabag | 27

#6029566 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 20:04

OP if you do burn the car, remember: cool guys don't look at explosions.

itwasthedognotme | 14

#6029779 - Thursday 7 August 2014 1:12

Love the way OP says 'long drive home' like damn I would wanna make that trip as fast as possible GIMME A SPEED BOOST

Kyle1dc | 17

#6034562 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:41

#30 Said cool guy doesn't see the roach coming in at ramming speed right behind him...

ArturoRamirez | 16

#6148878 - Saturday 20 December 2014 2:47

The panic begins when it disappears not when it appears.

By JoshuahColins | 19

#6029504 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:11

I'm pretty sure the windshield wipers would have been a better idea! Better buy a new car OP XD

Mauskau | 35

#6029508 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:15

It was inside the car, hence it now being lost inside the dark car.

addictedtoIASIP | 14

#6029565 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 20:04

Buy it did say that it clicked across his windshield

JBChristian | 46

#6029580 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 20:20

Windshields have two sides.

JoshuahColins | 19

#6029677 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 23:13

Misread the FML. It happens...

JBChristian | 46

#6029683 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 23:21

Misunderstood*

By sayyestothedress | 24

#6029505 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:12

I never knew that cockroaches had wings! It's a disgusting thought!

gracehi | 31

#6029519 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:20

"I don't always fly, but when I do I scare the shit out of everybody."

DeltaDragonxx | 20

#6029538 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:29

they're like grasshoppers, they don't use em much but when they do, you better make like a flock of seagulls and run so far away.

annie_nk | 22

#6029539 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:30

Or an actual flock of seagulls come and eat them.

DeltaDragonxx | 20

#6029628 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 21:56

never said they were, I said they seldom use their wings

DeltaDragonxx | 20

#6030262 - Thursday 7 August 2014 14:53

and if you see a 3 inch bug flying at you, you aren't going to say, hey that's a grasshopper

rchjr2106 | 7

#6030396 - Thursday 7 August 2014 18:22

Cockroaches don't have wings. Palmetto bugs do though. They look like cockroaches.

By Mauskau | 35

#6029506 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 19:13

Well they're one of the only things in Australia not trying to kill you.

JBChristian | 46

#6029582 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 20:23

But it's the exact opposite going through OP's mind XD.

JJ_86 | 22

#6029652 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 22:36

Well, they are kind of perfect species. The one which survived through eras where other species got wiped out.
They can live on very little food and bloody fucking survive with the head cut of for over a month. You are screwed OP. Just pray it doesn't reproduce in your car (Evil laugh).