Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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shadowzraptor
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im never showering again haha ): that sucks
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iKaite
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A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.
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shadowzraptor
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im never showering again haha ): that sucks
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EmilyCi
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Murphy was an optimist.
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voodootrucker
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what the hell is a bar of soap?
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iKaite
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A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.
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mmlprsh
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Bless you.
Maybe switch to liquid soap?
Maybe switch to liquid soap?
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fmlfmlfml15
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I have never read about someone failing so many times in less than 5 minutes.
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Gobsnoglin
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To #1 - Move to France, you will blend right in.
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Secret_Fire_King
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YDI for sneezing in a shower.. Using shampoo and soap at the same time.. Banging your head on the wall twice (were you listening to heavy-metal?).. Turning off the tap while attempting to stand up.. And for waiting for the water temp to change, before you got out or turned the hot tap off.. Get yourself a showering coach and hop back in for round two..
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thesunshotme
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?!?!?!?!
You and #1 could be each other's only friends.
(RE 47)
You and #1 could be each other's only friends.
(RE 47)
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what_the_fail
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You are either extremely retarded or a complete scumbag #47.
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rogeriskira
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I doubt she was using both as she said she slipped on it, not that she was using it.
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rogeriskira
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he**
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michael32123
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I think 47 is British...
Zing!
Zing!
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punkman999
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this is a copy and paste. I saw it a few months ago
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lizzilla8297
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showers are dangerous.
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EmmyRahh
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take a bath next time
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curlyfry33
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*it
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starile
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#69 this probably all happened in a matter of two seconds. It has got to be a record for Speed Failing.
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zuluz
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haha failure :P
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dakotalesmercy
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lol. everything that could go wrong went wrong.
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snuu_man
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reminds me of the time I fell and the shampoo bottle closed and ripped off part of my nipple
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chili_is_good
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that type of fail takes training!
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moemoney8888
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Ewww and ouchhhhhhhhh
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hahoon11
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bahahahahaha hilarious
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AlohaAshleigh
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Ouu, sucks for you..
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alexwilliamson
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Hahahahaaa!!!! That is terrible luck!
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sarcasticbitch
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OWNED!
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KJRx
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Pwnt.
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jomo111
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U spelled it wrong idiot its pwnd not pwnt
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SheTheOtaku
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If we're criticizing people for spelling its powned which is not a word. Thus it is actually owned.
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aznbeauty250
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hahahaha FAIL.
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null_fml
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Nor was there even a cockroach in his shampoo bottle! OP: Suck it up, crybaby!
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silasandseansfml
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ha sucks for u