By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 623
You deserved it 6 040

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im never showering again haha ): that sucks

A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.


im never showering again haha ): that sucks

Murphy was an optimist.

what the hell is a bar of soap?

A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.

Bless you. Maybe switch to liquid soap?

I have never read about someone failing so many times in less than 5 minutes.

To #1 - Move to France, you will blend right in.

YDI for sneezing in a shower.. Using shampoo and soap at the same time.. Banging your head on the wall twice (were you listening to heavy-metal?).. Turning off the tap while attempting to stand up.. And for waiting for the water temp to change, before you got out or turned the hot tap off.. Get yourself a showering coach and hop back in for round two..

?!?!?!?! You and #1 could be each other's only friends. (RE 47)

You are either extremely retarded or a complete scumbag #47.

I doubt she was using both as she said she slipped on it, not that she was using it.

I think 47 is British... Zing!

this is a copy and paste. I saw it a few months ago

showers are dangerous.

take a bath next time

#69 this probably all happened in a matter of two seconds. It has got to be a record for Speed Failing.

haha failure :P

lol. everything that could go wrong went wrong.

reminds me of the time I fell and the shampoo bottle closed and ripped off part of my nipple

that type of fail takes training!

Ewww and ouchhhhhhhhh

bahahahahaha hilarious

Ouu, sucks for you..

Hahahahaaa!!!! That is terrible luck!

U spelled it wrong idiot its pwnd not pwnt

If we're criticizing people for spelling its powned which is not a word. Thus it is actually owned.

hahahaha FAIL.

Nor was there even a cockroach in his shampoo bottle! OP: Suck it up, crybaby!