By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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shadowzraptor 0
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im never showering again haha ): that sucks

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iKaite 0
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A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.

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shadowzraptor 0
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im never showering again haha ): that sucks

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EmilyCi 0
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Murphy was an optimist.

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voodootrucker 0
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what the hell is a bar of soap?

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iKaite 0
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A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.

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mmlprsh 0

Bless you. Maybe switch to liquid soap?

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fmlfmlfml15 0

I have never read about someone failing so many times in less than 5 minutes.

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Gobsnoglin 0

To #1 - Move to France, you will blend right in.

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Secret_Fire_King 0
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YDI for sneezing in a shower.. Using shampoo and soap at the same time.. Banging your head on the wall twice (were you listening to heavy-metal?).. Turning off the tap while attempting to stand up.. And for waiting for the water temp to change, before you got out or turned the hot tap off.. Get yourself a showering coach and hop back in for round two..

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thesunshotme 0
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?!?!?!?! You and #1 could be each other's only friends. (RE 47)

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what_the_fail 0
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You are either extremely retarded or a complete scumbag #47.

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rogeriskira 5
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I doubt she was using both as she said she slipped on it, not that she was using it.

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michael32123 0

I think 47 is British... Zing!

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punkman999 0
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this is a copy and paste. I saw it a few months ago

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lizzilla8297 2

showers are dangerous.

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EmmyRahh 5
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take a bath next time

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curlyfry33 8

*it

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starile 19
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#69 this probably all happened in a matter of two seconds. It has got to be a record for Speed Failing.

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zuluz 0
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haha failure :P

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dakotalesmercy 6
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lol. everything that could go wrong went wrong.

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snuu_man 0

reminds me of the time I fell and the shampoo bottle closed and ripped off part of my nipple

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chili_is_good 0
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that type of fail takes training!

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moemoney8888 7

Ewww and ouchhhhhhhhh

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hahoon11 0
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bahahahahaha hilarious

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AlohaAshleigh 0
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Ouu, sucks for you..

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alexwilliamson 0
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Hahahahaaa!!!! That is terrible luck!

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jomo111 5
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U spelled it wrong idiot its pwnd not pwnt

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SheTheOtaku 21
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If we're criticizing people for spelling its powned which is not a word. Thus it is actually owned.

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aznbeauty250 0
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hahahaha FAIL.

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null_fml 11
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Nor was there even a cockroach in his shampoo bottle! OP: Suck it up, crybaby!

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