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  Baustigt  |  29

Hey Mods - why are some moderated comments left standing like solemn little tombs, while others are cast like the Ring into the fires of Mount Doom and purged from existence entirely? Is there a hidden sorcery which prevents their total annihilation? Or is it left behind as a testament to failure, to shame and degrade the lowly mortals who serve you? Can the righteous be spared? Do those to whom you are merciful bribe you often with cake? Also, in reference to #1, what is this "multipass" of which you speak? Is it devilry? I think it might be devilry.

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  THE_A_TEEN  |  29

I don't think you should question the FML Gods, Baustigt. Any sense of curiousity about how the Gods do their work on the mortals of FML will get you banished from the land. DO YOU WANT THAT?

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  Baustigt  |  29

Fear not, A_Teen. I shall simply CUNNING my way back in. I'll change my name to "Baustigdt". They'll be like, "Man, that masked bandit looks an awful lot like that infidel Baustigt used to... but they can't be the same because there's a random d in there." And no-one will be the wiser. Except for now. Now they will. Damn it.

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  Calyx_fml  |  29

MEMO: All those who have not seen The 5th Element must turn in your Dorky Obscure Reference Kard (D.O.R.K.) to the Galactic Egghead Evaluation Konsortium (G.E.E.K.) immediately.

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  LoganBurrito  |  29

Baustigt, the Mods are obviously unaware that the cake is a lie. We're all just a bunch of metaphorical Chell's running through the compounds of Aperture Science, chasing this unobtainable cake promised to us by a malfunctioning super-intelligent AI.

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  doctorhook86  |  27

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  uJelly24  |  32

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  khaayotic  |  32

Then karma will strike. Today, I was counting my change for bus fare when a guy offered me his day pass. I called him a freak and he walked away. In the end, I didn't have enough change and had to walk home. FML.

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  downtime  |  32

121, Yes in fantasy land that would be awesome. Life doesn't work like that, she probably had the change and her day was completely unaffected by this incident. Karma is for suckers.

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  ss_20_xx  |  41

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  Keevarou  |  41

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  yozakura06  |  41

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By  PuffDaddy395  |  18

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By  tnt227  |  16

I can't think of any explanation other than she's probably so full of herself she didn't think you were genuinely a nice person but trying to come onto her. Most people would've gladly accepted.

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