That's a stinky situation...my bad ill let myself out

Like a bad case of the squirts.

Well that's a shitty situation

No

Every time. -.-

First.

Hi. Welcome to FML. Judging by your comment, you must be new here. The FML community would like to inform you that we frown upon the "shitty situation" puns, for it has been used way too many times. We encourage insightfulness, meaningful advice, words of encouragement, and puns that are actually funny. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

Does your name in any way correlate to this FML?

Nothing makes a healthier meal than nice, wholesome fishtitties!

So did you get a raise?

what are the squits? ill probably regret asking...

I believe OP meant squirts, as in poop

Diarrhea

I like this "squits" word. Seems to combine squirts, shits and skitters (skits for short).

YDI. If you really did do that is beyond me.

And what would you do? Just pull your pants back up on your browned asshole and accept defeat without checking the other stalls first?

did he at least bring toilet paper?

You know what's more shitty than your situation? The puns that will come with this post.

What's shittier than the puns? Your grammar.

"Your grammar" is not a full sentence. :)

You're right. "Your grammar" is not a complete sentence because you left out the period at the end. As for its validity, it's perfectly proper to follow up a rhetorical question with an answer.

Can we not worry about grammar? I don't believe we're getting graded for this, professor.

Well, to be honest, you knew you could get caught walking between the stalls. Did the boss bring you toilet paper?

Not the first time a boss has caught an employee with his pants down