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The illustrated FMLs

Today, as a caterer, I’m busy taking care of a huge Mexican reception. Taking a quick break once I’ve got the chance, I shuffle off to the toilet, get my penis out and scream in pain. Note to self: make sure hands are clear of any form of chili peppers before peeing. FML

By Anonyme / Thursday 22 December 2016 18:39 / Mauritius - Flor?al
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