By unashamed /
Thursday 5 June 2014 08:11 /
Australia - Ipswich
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Welshite
| 39
Direct him to the diaper section. Those are white...
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goodwithoutgods
| 20
That's actually not a bad idea
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Welshite
| 39
Direct him to the diaper section. Those are white...
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DocBastard
| 38
Temporarily...
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Steve95401
| 48
It Depends on how long he has been wearing them.
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EphMi
| 5
the dude wants to see his shit, not conceal it.
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ohmygawwwwwwh
| 4
he just wants to conceal it
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goodwithoutgods
| 20
That's actually not a bad idea
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Miss_Whipped
| 41
Except that they're one-use only pairs of underwear. That would make it inconvenient.
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sjbartholome
| 14
Yeah because loss of sense of touch in the bum area is common for old people.
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joea21
| 21
I don't see how this is a FML for op. If anything the old man deserves it for the constant chocolate stains he has to deal with.
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Brody_Generico
| 7
I think anything you shit in is one use... Look for sales
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
cloth diapers are a thing tho. maybe this guy just....washes his underwear...
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Kamon97
| 23
He does have a good point there :p
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syki
| 22
But couldn't he smell it? Probably more easily than seeing it, too.
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brand125
| 17
not really, #9
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PrincessCastiel
| 27
Man has his priorities straight
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MattM95
| 16
At least he is honest. He does have a strange reason, but a valid point.
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brettrb
| 18
As I read this, I pictured the man being Gary Busey. Seems like it fits..
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mpkpm
| 19
Bono?
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badluckalex
| 23
what/who is bono? or did you spell boner wrong??? much confusion
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
I think it's a South Park reference. Bono is the front man of U2, and is "the world's biggest turd" according to South Park.
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mpkpm
| 19
You are correct!
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MysteryGuitarMan
| 32
Well, he does make a valid point tough.
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Lavelle1313
| 11
Honesty. It's a virtue.
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mageepaigeee44
| 15
I think they say patience is a virtue.
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sterling1113
| 15
I'm pretty sure patience isn't the *only* virtue.
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Sigilwen
| 19
A virtue is a characteristic of a person which supports individual moral excellence and collective well being. There for honesty is a virtue.
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Lavelle1313
| 11
#33 I wasn't going by any particular phrase, just the literal meaning of the word. Sorry for the confusion.
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Alyxi
| 20
Seeing as I have a med condition that causes that very issue sometimes, that's why I would WANT dark ones...I think he's a lil nuts but hey to each their own.
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sunshineb81
| 16
He probably has vision impairment due to his age as well. That's my thinking behind his white undies logic anyway.
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xNephilim
| 18
I'd go with white ones. You can wash and bleach them. With the dark ones, once you shit in them, you're kind of outta luck.
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chuka81
| 27
That's a shitty situation...now this pun is out of the way, let's move on to brighter comments.
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jerryj
| 27
It wasn't necessary to get that pun "out of the way".
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badluckalex
| 23
you just brought it back "in the way". now that this thread is over with let's move on to more relevant comments
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DevilsMetsGiants
| 30
Right as I'm eating my breakfast. There goes my appetite!
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itwasthedognotme
| 14
Tut tut, haven't you already leant not to eat food while reading FMLs?
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badluckalex
| 23
we've all learned the hard way, unfortunately.
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kozzard
| 17
I must have a stomach of steel then, eating and reading FML never bothers me
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Sigilwen
| 19
And some don't learn any way.
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