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Oh well. Better than bleeding I suppose. I'm sure the shark was laughing at you inside though. Did it recoil in disgust and give you a cold stare with its eyebrow raised? And yes, I'm fully aware that by taking the time to write this I've abandoned any chance I had at getting the revered 'first post'.

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you can't be correcting others when you yourself are wrong. Fishes is fine. On another note, at least OP has the guts to go in there. I applaud your courage

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62 - A mouse, bee, and a spider are a HELL of a lot different than a shark. Everything that you post is idiotic and I have yet to see ANY of your comments thumbed up.

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40- You're an idiot. Do not correct anyone when you are wrong yourself. Congratulations on being a retard!

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A lot of people tend to comment on others posts just to get attention. Like a lot of the comments in the beginning of the comments.

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Come on OP, now think about it. You're this big (___________) and the shark is this big (_______________________________) is there really anything to be worried about?

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you shit yourself, not your cowardly bowels. you are the coward. you're not cool cause you phrase things weirdly or because "only your digestive system is cowardly". grow up. ydi.

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62-because a mouse has rows of sharp, limb ripping, teeth, and could eat someone whole.....??? op don't feel bad, I'd probably do the same...and cry like a baby...you're not the only one...

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Just be happy you didn't have like a nose bleed, preiod(if ur a girl), or something else. The shark would go nuts

Oh well. Better than bleeding I suppose. I'm sure the shark was laughing at you inside though. Did it recoil in disgust and give you a cold stare with its eyebrow raised? And yes, I'm fully aware that by taking the time to write this I've abandoned any chance I had at getting the revered 'first post'.

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actually if you didnt add on the not being first part you might of been first. Your conments were posted roughly about the same time =

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74, you idiot that was a joke. Maybe if you weren't too busy giving your number out on the Internet you would get that. Seriously, why would you do that?

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don't feel bad op. I would have shit myself too. I bet it's really cool to swim with sharks though

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It probably got all stuck in his wet suit, so yea he'd still taste like shit. You need to think of these things. Additionally, am I the only one to love the wording of the FML :)?

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