By Malakai - 23/10/2018 22:00
Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML
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By  Deez_Knots  |  10

HAHAHAAAHHAHA funniest one I’ve ever read

By  Alup132  |  22

I know it’s not the most fun, but you have a trash can, stuff happens. You could always put gloves on and put it back in the toilet and flush it if it’s fixed before taking out the trash. If you’re worried about smell, throw it away in a Ziplock bag or something... While you don’t deserve the clog, you deserve whatever your neighbor says to do for making that dumb decision.

By  Deez_Knots  |  10

HAHAHAAAHHAHA funniest one I’ve ever read

By  ViviMage  |  38

This is why you need a force ball plunger meant for a toilet! Not the one that is just half a circle flange, the whole circle flange!

I hope you do know your poop acidic at 6.6 and will etch the car's paint?