By BahHumbug - 27/12/2015 05:18 - United States - Painesville

Today, after weeks of keeping it a secret, I excitedly gave my boyfriend what I thought to be the perfect Christmas present. Turns out lock picking sets are illegal in Ohio. FML
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tigerisabelle 31
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Wait, why would you buy your boyfriend a lock-picking set? Was it part of one of those corny things where you're all like "now you hold the key to everywhere... including my heart..." Or does he just enjoy breaking into houses? So many unanswered questions!

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INSEKTORADA 10
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Plot twist he is in prison.

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tigerisabelle 31
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Wait, why would you buy your boyfriend a lock-picking set? Was it part of one of those corny things where you're all like "now you hold the key to everywhere... including my heart..." Or does he just enjoy breaking into houses? So many unanswered questions!

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darkbob101 16
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I know personally, after playing a lot of stealth-based video games, I would love to try lock picking in real life. It is also a decently popular hobby.

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LeashaJoy5595 28
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I was thinking the exact same thing #57 games like Fallout and Skyrim make it feel like a necessary skill after awhile.

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rgriff27 19
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A lot of things are illegal...just don't get caught with them.

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fxreveryoung 19

Definitely curious and in need of a follow-up, OP. How is a lock pick set the perfect gift for your boyfriend?

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INSEKTORADA 10
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Plot twist he is in prison.

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dantee2005 33

Maybe he's locksmith. Or wanna be locksmith.

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staychill 16

How did you find out they were illegal?

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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I was wondering that too. Was there a policeman in the room who confiscated it?

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invadermaythe1st 35
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He probably opened the presents and said, "umm.... You do know these are illegal in Ohio?"

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RedPillSucks 31

boyfriend's a cop

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INSEKTORADA 10
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lockpicking is also a very cool hobby like there are contests for that.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29
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Is he studying to be a locksmith?

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mds9986 24

So was this posted two days after Christmas because you were in jail?

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zeffra13 31

It has to be moderated before its posted. That can take a few days.

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fonkimonki 7
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Did he buy you a chastity belt?

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Bluedy 17

I guess you should have PICKED a better gift! :D *ba-dum-tsss*

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beeferjay 34
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it's only illegal if you get caught...

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MonstreBelle 28

The motto of felons everywhere

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the_real_dvd 21
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Pretty sure Jarred Fogle said the same thing.

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