FML : Today, after weeks of keeping it a secret, I excitedly gave my boyfriend what I thought to be the perfect Christmas present. Turns out lock picking sets...

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Today, after weeks of keeping it a secret, I excitedly gave my boyfriend what I thought to be the perfect Christmas present. Turns out lock picking sets are illegal in Ohio. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BahHumbug - / Sunday 27 December 2016 05:18 / United States - Painesville

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By tigerisabelle | 31

#6495282 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:34

Wait, why would you buy your boyfriend a lock-picking set? Was it part of one of those corny things where you're all like "now you hold the key to everywhere... including my heart..."
Or does he just enjoy breaking into houses?
So many unanswered questions!

By rgriff27 | 19

#6495283 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:35

A lot of things are illegal...just don't get caught with them.

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By tigerisabelle | 31

#6495282 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:34

Wait, why would you buy your boyfriend a lock-picking set? Was it part of one of those corny things where you're all like "now you hold the key to everywhere... including my heart..."
Or does he just enjoy breaking into houses?
So many unanswered questions!

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darkbob101 | 16

#6495995 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 4:53

I know personally, after playing a lot of stealth-based video games, I would love to try lock picking in real life. It is also a decently popular hobby.

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LeashaJoy5595 | 28

#6497670 - Thursday 31 December 2016 5:54

I was thinking the exact same thing #57 games like Fallout and Skyrim make it feel like a necessary skill after awhile.

By rgriff27 | 19

#6495283 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:35

A lot of things are illegal...just don't get caught with them.

By fxreveryoung | 19

#6495287 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:37

Definitely curious and in need of a follow-up, OP. How is a lock pick set the perfect gift for your boyfriend?

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INSEKTORADA | 10

#6495294 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:45

Plot twist he is in prison.

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dantee2005 | 33

#6496457 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 18:40

Maybe he's locksmith. Or wanna be locksmith.

By staychill | 16

#6495290 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:39

How did you find out they were illegal?

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yerawizardlizzy | 27

#6495532 - Monday 28 December 2016 16:00

I was wondering that too. Was there a policeman in the room who confiscated it?

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invadermaythe1st | 35

#6495570 - Monday 28 December 2016 16:48

He probably opened the presents and said, "umm.... You do know these are illegal in Ohio?"

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RedPillSucks | 31

#6495680 - Monday 28 December 2016 20:15

boyfriend's a cop

By INSEKTORADA | 10

#6495291 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:40

lockpicking is also a very cool hobby like there are contests for that.

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#6495295 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:45

Is he studying to be a locksmith?

By mds9986 | 24

#6495296 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:46

So was this posted two days after Christmas because you were in jail?

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zeffra13 | 31

#6495651 - Monday 28 December 2016 19:36

It has to be moderated before its posted. That can take a few days.

By fonkimonki | 7

#6495297 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:46

Did he buy you a chastity belt?

By Bluedy | 17

#6495302 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:53

I guess you should have PICKED a better gift! :D *ba-dum-tsss*

By beeferjay | 34

#6495304 - Monday 28 December 2016 9:55

it's only illegal if you get caught...

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MonstreBelle | 28

#6495473 - Monday 28 December 2016 14:21

The motto of felons everywhere

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the_real_dvd | 21

#6495480 - Monday 28 December 2016 14:31

Pretty sure Jarred Fogle said the same thing.

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