More than just a cockblock, that's pretty abusive. I hope dream-mom is an exaggerated version of the real life one, otherwise this really is an FYL, OP!

You say that like you can walk out of your door and fuck everything.

I think it's safe to say most of the time our brains are against us.

Half of the time my memory goes out right before I even talk to a girl in my dreams...

You talk to girls in your dreams? I don't even have the courage to talk to them in my dreams, and when I do, they turn me down. Luckily, I just ride a rainbow giraffe into space to make myself feel better.

Nickelback does

that totally kills the mood when mom walks in

Hmm, there might be a button for that thought. You should check it out sometime soon. :)

@21 Made sure to find it for yours.

idk which is worse, his or yours o.O

#17, your profile bio scares me. I hope you were just joking for the most part

#11: ...is what he's been telling himself for the last 6 years.