I agree. Your life sucks. Never put your crdit card in the bag with your groceries.

Yea you're a fucking idiot OP.... Oh wait... Nvm...

omg we have the same photo

maybe putting your credit card in a grocery bag isn't so bueno???? just seems to me that maybe it's time to get a wallet.

34, good way to copy boners, I recall him making exactly the same witty joke.

94 must be new....

As you can see, 93, not everyone is aware that boners has posted an FML, so don't be a dick.

93, Sorry that you can't be in the elite group of commenters that get their FMLs posted.
Hater.

yeah but he probably still has his credit card

calling someone a hater for not having an fml... that's interesting

why would u put ur card in ur bag instead of a wallet or sth.

something

Was it really that difficult to type those extra letters? I swear, it's not like you're even writing it by hand. Stop being such a lazy ass. STH doesn't even make sense to be something.

was is really necessary to get worked up over that?

nerdy Emily, ure awesome! haha.

44, :)

STH= Suck This, Honey?

What would he do with a credit card if he was a kid? It's not like he's going to go buy something.

The OP could've meant 'kid' as in someone 15 years old or so...

you can shop online with a credit card without a pin

if a kid is stealing grocery bags I imagine he's familiar with how a credit card works. everyone wants stuff, haha

Well now you can track his ass. Just call your credit provider. You do have the number memorized in case of an emergency like this like YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO... right?!

Yes you are.

Nobody memorizes their numbers. Its weird to do so.

Not memorized but probably written down somewhere safe.

really? your credit card should be in your wallet or in your hand or in your. pocket heck even keep it in your underwear but don't ever leave it unattended. totally deserves it

yeah use a purse cos by the sound of it your female :P

I'm a dude actually

#9 owned

He might be a dude, but he's still a dumbass.

it's called "clothing"

^ win.

holy shit so much win in this thread

no wait it's called "superman"

damn ur hot

It's called a satchel, Indiana Jones wears one.

sexist much?

why would you put credit card in grocery bag??? anyways...cancel ur card now.....

#10: Don't cancel a card when someone steals it. that's a mistake far too many people make, and they wonder why it takes so long to get their card reinstated.

You're supposed to suspend your service and inform them of theft, not cancel your service.

Do you break all your pipes when you got a gas leak? Hell no, you just call the gas company and shut the valve.

When you cancel a credit card they usually ask why.. so if you say its stolen they replace it.. idiot.

When people say cancel the card, the more or less meaning replace the card.

YDI for carrying your CC in a grocery bag...

You carry your credit card in a bag? YDI

I was wearing shorts without pockets :/

i did that with my old wallet. end results? 96 dollars lost because of that. New tactic required.

Ydi for putting your credit card in the grocery bag...