Yea you're a fucking idiot OP.... Oh wait... Nvm...

omg we have the same photo

maybe putting your credit card in a grocery bag isn't so bueno???? just seems to me that maybe it's time to get a wallet.

34, good way to copy boners, I recall him making exactly the same witty joke.

94 must be new....

As you can see, 93, not everyone is aware that boners has posted an FML, so don't be a dick.

93, Sorry that you can't be in the elite group of commenters that get their FMLs posted. Hater.

yeah but he probably still has his credit card

calling someone a hater for not having an fml... that's interesting

something

Was it really that difficult to type those extra letters? I swear, it's not like you're even writing it by hand. Stop being such a lazy ass. STH doesn't even make sense to be something.

was is really necessary to get worked up over that?

nerdy Emily, ure awesome! haha.

44, :)

STH= Suck This, Honey?

The OP could've meant 'kid' as in someone 15 years old or so...

you can shop online with a credit card without a pin

if a kid is stealing grocery bags I imagine he's familiar with how a credit card works. everyone wants stuff, haha

Yes you are.

Nobody memorizes their numbers. Its weird to do so.

Not memorized but probably written down somewhere safe.

I'm a dude actually

#9 owned

He might be a dude, but he's still a dumbass.

it's called "clothing"

^ win.

holy shit so much win in this thread

no wait it's called "superman"

damn ur hot

It's called a satchel, Indiana Jones wears one.

sexist much?

#10: Don't cancel a card when someone steals it. that's a mistake far too many people make, and they wonder why it takes so long to get their card reinstated. You're supposed to suspend your service and inform them of theft, not cancel your service. Do you break all your pipes when you got a gas leak? Hell no, you just call the gas company and shut the valve.

When you cancel a credit card they usually ask why.. so if you say its stolen they replace it.. idiot.

When people say cancel the card, the more or less meaning replace the card.

I was wearing shorts without pockets :/

i did that with my old wallet. end results? 96 dollars lost because of that. New tactic required.