By hardtoignore - United States
Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

Which is why you don't. . .

*lowers sunglasses*

Crash, thud, thud, "watch out, asshole!," Ouch, oof, tinkle, moan, gasp.

wear your sunglasses at night.


Did anybody else read this as "Today, I thought I was a bird, so I put on some really bright colors and went out in search of a mate. When I tried to fly, I came crashing down back to reality. FML"?

Just me? Ok, I'll go back to my corner now.