At first, I thought it said, "while reading about abduction techniques."

Do you want a cookie or something?

Well, I guess you'll have more luck next fall. Get it? Fall, Autumn? No?

16, No.

Shades in a club?

This is why I don't watch Jersey Shore. :/

Exactly whose seduction techniques where these? The Todd's?

Did anybody else read this as "Today, I thought I was a bird, so I put on some really bright colors and went out in search of a mate. When I tried to fly, I came crashing down back to reality. FML"? Just me? Ok, I'll go back to my corner now.

Thumbing your comment up, Is like giving yourself a high five.

I don't see what people find so great about clubs they're dark crowded They play bad (in my opinion) music really loud And dumb shit like this happens

Sounds like you read a book on how to be a douche.

Douche.

74- thumbing your comment down is like giving you a kick in the balls.

the things guys do for attention.. smh,

Wearing sunglasses inside? Who does that?

109 Whoever wrote that "seduction for dummys" book apparently :)

you know who wares shades inside clubs? people on drugs.

Op, is your name "the Situation" ?

Congratulations, you've won the annual award for douchebaggery of the highest degree.

WARNING: Wearing Dark Shades in a Night Club Gives You the False Impression of Being Cool

Who the fuck told you to wear shades indoors? Sounds to me like you are retarded ;/

Zing! Fellow Wisconsinite, let's go Crew!

He plays baseball?.. I need to get with the times.. *goes back to wearing his sunglasses at night*

Lol he was pea-cocking! :D

His sunglasses were cock-blocking! :D

His shirt was... Well technicolor!!!

the "Oh..." made it perfect. xD

I'm sure op did check, but he was in a club where it's much darker.