Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML
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Freeze_fml
| 16
You sure attracted attention.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
At first, I thought it said, "while reading about abduction techniques."
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Do you want a cookie or something?
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fabian21
| 0
Well, I guess you'll have more luck next fall. Get it? Fall, Autumn? No?
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D37H100
| 5
16, No.
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bonnie789
| 1
Shades in a club?
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Gema2dicks
| 0
This is why I don't watch Jersey Shore. :/
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linstar
| 13
Exactly whose seduction techniques where these? The Todd's?
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Did anybody else read this as "Today, I thought I was a bird, so I put on some really bright colors and went out in search of a mate. When I tried to fly, I came crashing down back to reality. FML"?
Just me? Ok, I'll go back to my corner now.
Just me? Ok, I'll go back to my corner now.
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btnhdude
| 0
Thumbing your comment up,
Is like giving yourself a high five.
Is like giving yourself a high five.
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zombicidal
| 11
I don't see what people find so great about clubs they're dark crowded They play bad (in my opinion) music really loud And dumb shit like this happens
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mr_torch91
| 1
Sounds like you read a book on how to be a douche.
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Jovecove
| 13
Douche.
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swimchica22
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74- thumbing your comment down is like giving you a kick in the balls.
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ohxdamnxkay02
| 12
the things guys do for attention.. smh,
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rottentomatoes
| 7
Wearing sunglasses inside? Who does that?
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GodsLittleMistak
| 8
109 Whoever wrote that "seduction for dummys" book apparently :)
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PopsicleLicker
| 0
you know who wares shades inside clubs? people on drugs.
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babyfireball77
| 14
Op, is your name "the Situation" ?
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da_cookie_monsta
| 1
Congratulations, you've won the annual award for douchebaggery of the highest degree.
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R34luver
| 5
WARNING: Wearing Dark Shades in a Night Club Gives You the False Impression of Being Cool
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kyliebear
| 15
You should've just been yourself. Would've worked realistically.
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Beeftinkle
| 13
Who the fuck told you to wear shades indoors? Sounds to me like you are retarded ;/
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SoCalKay
| 3
YDI, you're trying too hard haha
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perdix
| 29
Which is why Cory Hart was only a one-hit wonder and is much more successful playing baseball for the Milwaukee Brewers.
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coltsrock37
| 15
Zing! Fellow Wisconsinite, let's go Crew!
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False_Stupidity
| 41
He plays baseball?.. I need to get with the times.. *goes back to wearing his sunglasses at night*
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ollie179
| 21
Hey! Look at that sexy beast!
*trip*
Oh...
*trip*
Oh...
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frozenshake
| 5
Lol he was pea-cocking! :D
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stronghand0331
| 17
His sunglasses were cock-blocking! :D
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cbdee
| 8
His shirt was... Well technicolor!!!
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hellojazzii
| 0
the "Oh..." made it perfect. xD
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kyliebear
| 15
Aaand, did you not try on the glasses before you bought them to check for vision ability?
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baby610
| 4
I'm sure op did check, but he was in a club where it's much darker.
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Geneside
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Dont belive everything you read xD
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nick347b
| 6
That's a shady seduction technique.
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fthislyfe
| 22
If those techniques actually worked, no one had to worry about anything in life.
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khaya
| 9
That's what happens when you get seduction techniques off a website with a option for braille.
*lowers sunglasses*
Crash, thud, thud, "watch out, asshole!," Ouch, oof, tinkle, moan, gasp.
wear your sunglasses at night.