FML : Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses...

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Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hardtoignore / Monday 3 October 2011 01:34 / United States

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#3381170 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:49

You sure attracted attention.

By perdix | 29

#3381263 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:06

Which is why you don't. . .

*lowers sunglasses*

Crash, thud, thud, "watch out, asshole!," Ouch, oof, tinkle, moan, gasp.

wear your sunglasses at night.

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#3381170 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:49

You sure attracted attention.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3381231 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:59

At first, I thought it said, "while reading about abduction techniques."

Freeze_fml | 16

#3381242 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:01

Do you want a cookie or something?

fabian21 | 0

#3381260 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:06

Well, I guess you'll have more luck next fall. Get it? Fall, Autumn? No?

D37H100 | 5

#3381277 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:08

16, No.

bonnie789 | 1

#3381280 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:08

Shades in a club?

Gema2dicks | 0

#3381314 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:18

This is why I don't watch Jersey Shore. :/

linstar | 13

#3381343 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:28

Exactly whose seduction techniques where these? The Todd's?

ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#3381366 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:34

Did anybody else read this as "Today, I thought I was a bird, so I put on some really bright colors and went out in search of a mate. When I tried to fly, I came crashing down back to reality. FML"?

Just me? Ok, I'll go back to my corner now.

btnhdude | 0

#3381576 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:02

Thumbing your comment up,
Is like giving yourself a high five.

zombicidal | 11

#3381951 - Monday 3 October 2011 14:12

I don't see what people find so great about clubs they're dark crowded They play bad (in my opinion) music really loud And dumb shit like this happens

mr_torch91 | 1

#3382245 - Monday 3 October 2011 15:57

Sounds like you read a book on how to be a douche.

Jovecove | 13

#3382310 - Monday 3 October 2011 16:12

Douche.

swimchica22 | 0

#3383131 - Monday 3 October 2011 21:00

74- thumbing your comment down is like giving you a kick in the balls.

ohxdamnxkay02 | 12

#3383164 - Monday 3 October 2011 21:11

the things guys do for attention.. smh,

rottentomatoes | 7

#3383278 - Monday 3 October 2011 22:13

Wearing sunglasses inside? Who does that?

GodsLittleMistak | 8

#3383303 - Monday 3 October 2011 22:37

109 Whoever wrote that "seduction for dummys" book apparently :)

PopsicleLicker | 0

#3383919 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 2:11

you know who wares shades inside clubs? people on drugs.

babyfireball77 | 14

#3384833 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 7:12

Op, is your name "the Situation" ?

da_cookie_monsta | 1

#3385428 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 7:52

Congratulations, you've won the annual award for douchebaggery of the highest degree.

R34luver | 5

#3386734 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 15:41

WARNING: Wearing Dark Shades in a Night Club Gives You the False Impression of Being Cool

By kyliebear | 15

#3381187 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:53

You should've just been yourself. Would've worked realistically.

Beeftinkle | 13

#3383480 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:23

Who the fuck told you to wear shades indoors? Sounds to me like you are retarded ;/

By SoCalKay | 3

#3381191 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:54

YDI, you're trying too hard haha

By perdix | 29

#3381195 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:54

Which is why Cory Hart was only a one-hit wonder and is much more successful playing baseball for the Milwaukee Brewers.

coltsrock37 | 15

#3382831 - Monday 3 October 2011 19:16

Zing! Fellow Wisconsinite, let's go Crew!

False_Stupidity | 41

#3382951 - Monday 3 October 2011 20:05

He plays baseball?.. I need to get with the times.. *goes back to wearing his sunglasses at night*

By ollie179 | 19

#3381197 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:54

Hey! Look at that sexy beast!

*trip*

Oh...

frozenshake | 5

#3381420 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:57

Lol he was pea-cocking! :D

stronghand0331 | 17

#3383258 - Monday 3 October 2011 21:55

His sunglasses were cock-blocking! :D

cbdee | 8

#3390241 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:52

His shirt was... Well technicolor!!!

hellojazzii | 0

#3778475 - Saturday 24 December 2011 1:20

the "Oh..." made it perfect. xD

By kyliebear | 15

#3381204 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:55

Aaand, did you not try on the glasses before you bought them to check for vision ability?

baby610 | 4

#3382449 - Monday 3 October 2011 16:55

I'm sure op did check, but he was in a club where it's much darker.

By Geneside | 8

#3381213 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:56

Dont belive everything you read xD

By nick347b | 6

#3381237 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:01

That's a shady seduction technique.

By fthislyfe | 22

#3381247 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:02

If those techniques actually worked, no one had to worry about anything in life.

By khaya | 9

#3381253 - Monday 3 October 2011 9:04

That's what happens when you get seduction techniques off a website with a option for braille.

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