Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
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LightningLadyy
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Duuude, that's just not right...
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rattusrattus
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Ah, your roomate is a parselmouth. Keep a close eye on them.
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Luke1717
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wow
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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I think idve bought me some earplugs after the first few days, but I guess that's just crazy ole me talkin!..
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alwa7sh
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Eat a bean and cheese burrito and see of your roommate can sleep through the farts and the smell.
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PeteyPablo12308
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Stuff a rolled up sock in her mouth.
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joshua22
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maybe shes possessed? you should get her a exorcism.
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SweetlyDeviant
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I totally agree. Hire a priest and get a silver cross and some holy water ASAP
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snoot
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kill her
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LightningLadyy
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Duuude, that's just not right...
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crystalxa
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Maybe she's possesed! Maybe you should try to sleep with headphones in!
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ThreeSheetsGone
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Like a cat hiss, or more of a snake-like hissing? Details!
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xxmollyxx
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Cats hissing make me happy.
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fightingkittens
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Haha I know just what you mean! I always laugh hysterically when my cats hiss at each other.
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XxKyttixX
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If you can't beat em, join em!
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princessbits
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That would just make it worse.
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XxKyttixX
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"75 more points....at least!"
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XxKyttixX
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Ugh sorry my ipod is glintching with this app real bad, it keeps posting comments in the wrong spots lol.
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boredSOLDIER
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If you can't bet 'em, eat 'em
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mintcar
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Sucks for you. I can't stand to sleep around loud snorers.
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princessbits
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She sounds like a joy to sleep next to.
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rattusrattus
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Ah, your roomate is a parselmouth. Keep a close eye on them.
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xStarKillerx
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Wouldn't want you-know-who to come back.
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guppy40000
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lol im a snake, a slithery snake
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xStarKillerx
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You slithery snake you.
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Cinn_fml
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Earplugs.
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Zebidee
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Exactly. Yet another FML where the problem isn't the scenario, but the OP's failure to take even the most basic steps to solve their own problems.
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ChibiChibi_fml
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OP could be like me in that if I wear ear plugs to bed than I can't hear my morning alarm which would create a major problem for someone who has a class or work to get to.
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Cinn_fml
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Phone under pillow? An elaborate Wallace and Gromit type invention? Getting the room mate to wake her up when she gets up?
Though I suppose that last one depends on when the room mate gets up, but I'm assuming that as (I think) room mates are assigned, they'd pick people with similar schedules...
Though I suppose that last one depends on when the room mate gets up, but I'm assuming that as (I think) room mates are assigned, they'd pick people with similar schedules...
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ChibiChibi_fml
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I think that roommates are generally decided by alphabetical order except in cases where people managed to get permission to room with a specific person. I don't think schedule has anything to do with it because I've known a couple of people who had roommates who took all evening classes when they took all morning classes.
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Cinn_fml
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Fair enough. It was just a thought.
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UpsidedownKayak
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I am so glad I can sleep through anything, except for the nightmares about FML.
That truly sucks for you OP.
That truly sucks for you OP.