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By yourmainman - / Monday 28 January 2013 05:03 / Canada
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  landon_loe11  |  16

No they totally did this because they love the taste of shaving cream.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

she never said anything that suggested they enjoyed the taste of the shaving cream. she was suggesting the use of chocolate which can be warmed up to a viscous liquidy state and put on a persons body to be eaten off. it is quite enjoyable and delicious as hell.

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  Yourheadache  |  19

You should always have Whipped cream, chocolate, and strawberries at home, well at least I do that's one thing I never forget to buy when I go grocery shopping.

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HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA 45

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  AngrySailor  |  17

Sometimes dumb is fun. Sometimes.

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  badbadkitty  |  5

Dumb is never "fun." Dumb is dumb. But I say OP should get some serious bonus points for licking off shaving cream.... Honestly, I'm surprised it didn't make him really ill...

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  Sandman366  |  6

The only time dumb is fun is when you have no relation to the fools ans can laugh at them. Though, that doesn't mean you can always laugh at stupidity...sometimes it just leaves your hand on your head as you slowly motion 'no'....

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  AngrySailor  |  17

If it were not for dumb, we couldn't laugh at girls "jumping up and down" after unprotected sex and what not... Think about the lost entertainment possibilities....

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  Voij  |  16

I don't think he really qualifies for "caring boyfriend" as much as I consider him... strange. If there's shaving cream on her, then it should take at most 1-2 licks to be able to inform her of it. If they are in a relationship, then I don't see the problem in saying "honey, that's shaving cream and it tastes horrible. How about we hop in the shower and clean you up nice and slow?"

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  thatonename  |  7

In his defense , if had said anything other than going along with it, she could have flipped out on him and just gone into a bitch-fit. It was the first attempt at intimacy in months, and this is fml, shit like that happens.

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  yresim  |  12

156, while I admit that is a possibility, it seems more likely that she falls into the group of people who mistake non-food-items for food items based on the name. I've heard of more than one person who decided to spread petroleum jelly on toast due to the word 'jelly'. In the case of shaving/whipped cream: they look the same, they have similar names, so she probably just figured it would be edible. I can't decide whether it's gullibility, naivete, or just plain old stupidity.

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  insainpyro  |  13

chivalry, I thought that only happened in Shakespeare's time?

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  insainpyro  |  13

it's was sarcasm

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

it is pretty annoying how when people fail at sarcasm, they assume that all of us are just unable to see the sarcasm and didnt like their "hilarious" comment and feel the need to tell us. people just need to accept that sometimes, they make really shitty jokes. everyone does it.

By  oj101  |  33

Gah. I don't even use shaving cream to shave myself, since you have that super strong taste even if a tiny bit slips into your mouth, that weird smell that lasts days, and rubbery skin.

By  ophel1a  |  7

i KIND OF ALMOST understand your reasoning, if A) you weren't there for the shaving-cream-decision-process and B) you're really trying to avoid hurting your gf's feelings. and if that IS the situation, you need to examine your gf's self-esteem, and your own, 'cause DUDE WHY WOULD YOU INGEST A SUBSTANCE THAT STATES "FO NOT INGEST" ON THE BOTTLE? srsly, just stop after the first lick! o_O

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