By Jon - 07/06/2009 06:47 - United States

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Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML
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koda_fml 0
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Why would anyone open up to their mom about masturbation.

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breakthesky 0
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Nice. Maybe she thinks you meant texting feels good and every guy does it too? Right? Right? :/

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LchTessMnstr 3
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Haha. That sux. although, I guess that's what happens when you assume...cuz i mean, unless she was in the shower/bathroom with you (O_O), or you were making noise (?) then I think she wouldn't have any idea about what you were doing...

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pgcheerleader 1

fail!

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ahti546 11
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what the hell made you think she was talking about you jacking off? Unless you have a see through shower I'd figure she was referring to the texting..

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evamusical 12
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I think he made some noise...

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XDSmilezXD 4

When you assume you make an ass out of you and me. (:

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joeyl2008 29

And even if somehow she did know why would you world your response like that?! "It feels good" that's creepy as hell!

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jj732 0

poor mom... yikes D: and dude how would she know you were doing it? was she in the bathroom with you?

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pedosmurf 7

Spidey senses?

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damnthatsuck 0

Wow... Always assume she doesn't know...duh

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breakthesky 0
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Nice. Maybe she thinks you meant texting feels good and every guy does it too? Right? Right? :/

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bsbllr33 0
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Wow next time ask what!

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Humanoid_fml 0
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LOL... I love that your justification was that "it feels so good."

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Chfanfiction 0
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namnams 3
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How bizarre!

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W4X 0
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You get wet. That's why.

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jmelsha11 11
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I'm a twelve year old and I do it. Jeez

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grace31297 14
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I thought this was a joke until I looked at your profile. You will! Haha

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CloudKumo 12

Why is everybody thumbing somebody down because he doesn't do it? Neither do I, because I don't want to.

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MessedUpLife00 13
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If you don't do it, you wouldn't be announcing it to the internet

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q_tipperz 0
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LOL that's happened to me before xD but you are totally exposed, but look on the bright side. every guy does it

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plethora 3
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#7: Every sperm is sacred, right?

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bishoprsv2 0
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Wow. The dumbassness of this OP is destroying my brain cells!

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hunt98 0

r u a trany

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