Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
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annie_nk
| 22
Grab his penis, shake it and say "You too."
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itsalanis
| 24
Well, you must have done a good job then.
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itsalanis
| 24
Well, you must have done a good job then.
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oj101
| 33
Like a sir.
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Connect
| 10
Yeah. Be happy. Apparently you did good.
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ZombieSnoopy
| 9
be thankful it was a sigh and "I've had better"
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7yzz
| 18
OP Why are you complaining when half the people on this site are perma-virgins lol..
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teareb
| 9
First of all 49 I believe you meant wasn't. Secondly at least he is honest with you and straightforward. Would you rather have a lying man whore or him op?
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MrBrightside21
| 20
Lucky OP.The first time I lost my virginity the girl cried and turned her life around and became a doctor.
Still single.
Still single.
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Codezlol
| 21
80- wait a second, you can lose your virginity more than once?
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SokDek
| 14
Well I used to have a pet hamster named virginity. She was an escape artist. Darn thing got lost so many times. Needless to say, yes you can lose your virginity more than once.
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Alleged_Cranium
| 7
OP - Learn how to take a compliment.
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v1kt4r
| 13
Only if you're a Vampire... #80 are you a vampire?
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
How is this an FML if the OP's boyfriend is classy enough to shake hands, and she did a good job?! I feel like that's an achievement.
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darth_luke
| 8
#1- I swear those exact words ran through my head when I red this. You deserve to be #1.
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chlorinegreen
| 27
This is going to be a moment when he looks back and smacks his head and thinks"... Really? I told her good job? I'm such a loser."
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coolboy675
| 16
84- Don't you remember the past FML where a dude's girlfriend didn't have her hymen broken after sex?
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Zazoo1995
| 23
I don't understand why this is an FML..?
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paintedchocolate
| 30
And losing your virginity a second time went better for you,
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Helloilike_lacro
| 8
Congrats you deserve it
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GTAmax99
| 12
Indeed, doing a good job always pays off!
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MaFioso13
| 17
He could have given her a a balloon say congrats or good job(like in no strings attached)
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soccerchick800
| 10
At least he didn't say "you suck" or "bad job"....
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YepThatsMeee
| 23
She probably DID suck though. And well.
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
Man, OP is lucky. When I lost my virginity, it was more like "wow if I was on acid right now, your bra would be so mesmerizing... Wanna smoke more.... K now get out of my house" Not a romantic experience altogether
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Why would have sex with an ass hole like that?
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MyNameIsViet
| 15
I think OP Had sex with hancock.
Good job!
Good job!
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Telescope
| 1
This may be one of the only FMLs where deserving it doesn't necessarily mean a bad thing.
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SillyGirl4602
| 23
119, that guy sounds like and immature asshole. Sorry.
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CheeseTron
| 15
Maybe I need to read this a few more times before I get it...
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CheeseTron
| 15
Yeup. Read it a couple more times and it did the trick. Im stupid.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Horse Cheese
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oj101
| 33
There is neigh way I would ever eat horse cheese.
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kobelstone23
| 13
....horse cheese? Is that even applicable to ANY situation?
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Some one asks you to pass the horse cheese while you eat dinner with a family that likes horse cheese...there, I applied it
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unjustlychicken
| 10
I didn't even know horse cheese was a thing...
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annie_nk
| 22
Grab his penis, shake it and say "You too."
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kiissesssss
| 6
Haha good one!
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MNBOY16
| 15
Awesome!
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DerrickJames
| 33
If you think someone made a good comment then give her/him a thumbs up. There is no need to say "awesome!" Or "good one!" The thumbs say it all.
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7yzz
| 18
u mad?
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kut17
| 11
That's funny. I'll comment "LOL" so they'll know I laughed.
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Examine
| 7
67 do you even lift?
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buddy51
| 23
Spin his penis like an airplane propeller, smile at it, and then say "good job"!
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missyj0
| 12
wat
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sens3sfailing
| 24
You lost your "h"! Oh no! You better find it before it gets stepped on and broken!
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ShyAnn29
| 14
4, that was pretty funny, you are very clever!
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theboy13
| 13
At least didn't smack your butt and say, good game
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BostonBear
| 33
haha good point
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Jessj958
| 19
Kind of the same thing...I don't think I'd like to hear "good job" or "good game" after sex.
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samasara
| 20
14. Shaking hands is better than smacking a butt. It's more respectful, too.
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Jessj958
| 19
#102, I totally agree with your statement. But, I wasn't saying either one of those comments are respectable, I was stating that a hand shake or slap on the ass aren't anything you want to experience after sex.
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MuseFan1991
| 14
117- i dunno, i personally like a high five or a cheeky smack on the bum after sex. but that might just be me
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MalzxTheTerrible
| 4
That's exactly what my fiancee does to me! I don't mind though. I know she's kidding.
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insertnameherr
| 11
Well, take it as a compliment! You did a good job... not a lot of people can do that well.....
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allyrn13
| 12
Then pat his penis in return and say, "Sorry, but we weren't impressed with your job performance and have decided not to keep you on long term."
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LordoftheOcelots
| 10
Pay a compliment with an insult?
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S182
| 15
And why pat him on the penis? That is not comparable to a handshake.. It's not like he smacked her in the clam....
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YUNOFML
| 16
Whole new meaning to YDI!
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Imhere4fml
| 24
How?
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SaturnV
| 25
"YDI" as in, she deserved the praise for good performance, I'm guessing.
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LolFMLnot
| 10
I don't know why #9 is getting thumbed down. They're basically saying you deserve it for doing a good job. For the first time YDI for something good
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rocker_chick105
| 31
^^ your picture
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GothickNihilist
| 15
@61 What the fuck is your picture of?
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Synapsky
| 10
@90 Two ears pretending to be lips.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
90 it's 2 guys pretending their ears are vaginal lips.
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Smartdumbblonde
| 27
Um I don't get why this is a FML, is it a bad thing that he told you that you did a good job?
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Big_Money_27
| 7
At least he acknowledges you and doesn't just go to sleep
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samasara
| 20
How many have done you wrong, 12?
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TheRandomIndian
| 17
Well I'm guessing 27