Animals: Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in...

By MouserMan - 22/10/2014 14:47 - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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By hantavirus - 26/08/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By RatFailure - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2021 13:59 - Canada - Port Moody

Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML

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By trbaby - 14/02/2017 15:00 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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MrConcise 34

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:24

The mouse from Ratatouille just wanted to help clean the dishes, you monster.

Ohshitdude 21

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:24

I would have been horrified.

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Ohshitdude 21

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:24

I would have been horrified.

tashb 17

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:27

Well at least they're squeaky clean now..

WubDub 3

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:24

It was a mouse-take looking back there

garrett_8614 14

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:34

That was terrible

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 22 October 2014 21:40

Drake the type of dude to fart in a toilet and flush...

sayyestothedress 24

Wednesday 22 October 2014 21:51

It was a mouse-take to read your comment #2

thecman25 14

Wednesday 22 October 2014 23:22

Drake the kind of guy that just sucks no matter what

Wizardo 33

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:49

Drake the type of dude to pretend fall asleep in the car so his homies have to carry him into the house.

StiffPvtParts 43

Saturday 25 October 2014 3:30

The mouse was probably squeaky clean after being in the dishwasher for so long, however, that doesn't make it any less gross *~*

brookenicolee29 27

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:24

Welp, time to go drink some bleach.

badmandilon 19

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:45

#3, as gross as it may sound, I would prefer eating a mouse than drinking bleach, this last one choice would jeopardize my health or life in a bigger way than the first one.

meli1195 31

Wednesday 22 October 2014 21:17

obviously someone didn't get the joke

badmandilon 19

Thursday 23 October 2014 5:44

#40 I did that to get negative attention and it worked, buried in down votes. XD

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:24

The mouse from Ratatouille just wanted to help clean the dishes, you monster.

5secondsoffuck 4

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:27

I meant to thumb this up

squidkid98 9

Wednesday 22 October 2014 20:11

It was a rat

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 22 October 2014 21:39

@25 - Yeah, my bad. Something about my wiring makes mouse and rat interchangeable, even though I know the difference.

Angeuh_fml 21

Wednesday 22 October 2014 23:20

It wasn't Ratatouille but a far cousin ;)

tantanpanda 26

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:21

rattatouille is just the name of the future restaurant, the rat's name is Remy

macros 12

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:25

And you have been eating off those dishes for who knows how long...

hamrtym 15

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:25

Ratatouille no!

phoneaddict13 29

Wednesday 22 October 2014 21:00

Remmie or Remmy

zilfy 17

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:25

Sneak attack

Shawn2095 18

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:26

Guess you can say your dishes were squeaky clean

zuka 7

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:27

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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sarah5745 41

Wednesday 22 October 2014 20:40

Who are you referring to exactly?

ckerane 16

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:28

I guess somebody needs a new dishwasher

GeekGirl2000 13

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:52

um... or OP could just do all of the dishes again and clean the dishwasher while looking for the source of the mouse problem? ...but no, obviously paying for a new dishwasher is necessary...