I'm sorry OP, she sounds pretty cold.

Yeah! Op should stay with a friend who actually cares about her!

Lets hope OP was bad and Santa gives OP a lump of coal!

I would love being given coal for Christmas! Go sell that shit, then buy something decent for myself!

Or maybe some One Direction posters?

The cans? What???

For some reason, my mind went straight to boobs when I read this :S

Excuse me while I pick up my mind out of the gutter..

52 I thought the same thing lol

Quality not Quantity*

Who knows. Sometimes we get roaming, vagabond commenters, that post whatever random assortment of words they can come up with from post to post. It's funny sometimes

And sometimes, these vagabonds wave at you from the bus after taking your spare change.

Pleonasms use of puns on FMLs, some of them are golden, this one, in my opinion felt forced

Yes, there right. LOTS IF BLANKETS!!

There are a lot of people out there that think everyone deserves anything they get, good or bad.

It's the people who just want to do the opposite of the majority. They want to be rebels.

People who think FTW means "f the world" and not "for the win".

I'm one of the people who hit 'ydi' Mind you I did not do that on purpose. While using a small touch screen, someone can accidently push the wrong one. This is probably a good number of them for this fml. I've done this a few times over the years.

Booze won't help you either way, with or without surgery. It simply make you feel warmed up for a short period and cause you to lose more body heat over time.

Tried and true!

Oh my. Never EVER NEVER use your stove to heat your house! NEVER! Especially if its gas!

Looks like 1 person doesn't get sarcasm.

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