Sounds like he's got his nose in something that isn't a book.

Ah, she must be helping him study, and that was the only quiet place they could find! everything is okay! too bad it's probably dark in there...

I didn't know libraries offered that kind of cervix.

If that really was his excuse, give hime credit for making a pun out of his infidelity.

You mean ex-husband, right?

Could be worse, she could return overdue.

The fees on his library card tho..!

LEGENDARY

the best study is practical sudy...

So he was only partially lying when he said he was just a bookworm with his nose buried in a book.