FML : Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me,...

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Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ennui - / Saturday 20 February 2010 19:12 / United States

Intimacy

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By perdix | 29

#877237 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:22

Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?

You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

By DGross | 8

#877235 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:22

Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

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By Lordlucian | 0

#877164 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:09

1st!

NeonWar__ | 0

#877180 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

YDI for lettin yourself get romanced by a fecker.

theian01 | 3

#877247 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:23

Call the cops. Give his name and where he lives. Easy as that.

djsledgehammer | 0

#877278 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:28

fyl for having to copy other fmls cuz ur 2 stupid to b original

Melkezidech | 0

#877368 - Sunday 21 February 2010 2:09

Don't worry, as soon as your boyfriend sees the kinky sodomy in your browsing history.......he'll probally be aroused. Nevermind then, FYL indeed.

Jny_fml | 0

#877398 - Sunday 21 February 2010 2:22

stupid slut

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#877497 - Sunday 21 February 2010 3:23

Agree with 10 and 26. Why would you think he was sincere? You didn't know what kind of person he was? YDI but FYL anyway.

Cristaderzi | 0

#877523 - Sunday 21 February 2010 3:39

What can the cops do?
its her fault for being so carelesdً!!

Fedor_fml | 0

#877542 - Sunday 21 February 2010 3:48

hunt him down

FatalWedgie | 0

#877544 - Sunday 21 February 2010 3:51

hi everybody!

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#877650 - Sunday 21 February 2010 4:40

# 6 said it all

Mehness | 0

#877861 - Sunday 21 February 2010 6:32

Fail, #69, fail

FMLowLife | 0

#878288 - Sunday 21 February 2010 10:13

win

quietlytearful | 0

#878644 - Sunday 21 February 2010 14:11

hi :D

Googolman | 28

#5122950 - Wednesday 7 November 2012 6:18

That sucks, OP. I hope you find out who had stolen your money, laptop, and ex-boyfriend.

By yeahidgaf | 0

#877166 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:10

first!!!:D and fuck that bitch FYL never date people like that

youdidwhatnow | 0

#877182 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

fail.

youdidwhatnow | 0

#877195 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:14

sorry, wrong comment.

Guerilla8 | 0

#877208 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:16

fail

reyemrein | 0

#877289 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:32

your boyfriend is a bipolar escape artist

Gaz717 | 0

#877774 - Sunday 21 February 2010 5:38

Texas! Called it!

boyguydudemalema | 0

#878228 - Sunday 21 February 2010 9:44

i would've stayed if u weren't so ugly, btw i wasn't me who stole ur laptop and money it was ur dad, who thinks ur ugly too.

By kooner55 | 0

#877169 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:10

3rd!

By sd3tris | 0

#877170 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:10

was it reqd? think 5 times before u decide.

afatmonkey | 0

#877946 - Sunday 21 February 2010 7:22

YDI it for having toasterphillia. That's just wrong.

pepper3434 | 0

#879553 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:04

He's your ex right? You guys broke up two days ago... Your not very bright are you? YDI

By Underground818 | 0

#877171 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:11

damn that sucks

Eddie_Paints | 0

#877593 - Sunday 21 February 2010 4:14

YDI for being a dirty whore!

comatoast | 0

#878822 - Sunday 21 February 2010 15:44

That's funny as hell. Hope you liked the dick bitch because that's all he left you with

By kallielou | 10

#877176 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:11

3rd, u should never hook back up with exes... or this will happen :P

snowking_fml | 0

#877194 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:14

but angry sex/ makeup sex is the best sex

juniorsgay | 0

#877449 - Sunday 21 February 2010 2:46

yes it is.....but sierously u can get ur stuff back

snowking_fml | 0

#877754 - Sunday 21 February 2010 5:31

agreed

By MrHankey0123 | 0

#877179 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

4th?

By Lordlucian | 0

#877181 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

xD comment removed! FYL OP

By samantha_durano | 5

#877185 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

that user! fuck him that stupid little bitch fuck.

fisheatsbear | 6

#877301 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:37

I think she already did

samantha_durano | 5

#877311 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:41

hahh, true.

quietlytearful | 0

#877320 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:45

haha. 38 ftw! :D

By snowking_fml | 0

#877186 - Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

ouch. shit happens

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