Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
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Lordlucian
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1st!
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NeonWar__
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YDI for lettin yourself get romanced by a fecker.
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theian01
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Call the cops. Give his name and where he lives. Easy as that.
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djsledgehammer
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fyl for having to copy other fmls cuz ur 2 stupid to b original
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Melkezidech
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Don't worry, as soon as your boyfriend sees the kinky sodomy in your browsing history.......he'll probally be aroused. Nevermind then, FYL indeed.
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Jny_fml
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stupid slut
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ImaginaryFoe
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Agree with 10 and 26. Why would you think he was sincere? You didn't know what kind of person he was? YDI but FYL anyway.
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Cristaderzi
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What can the cops do?
its her fault for being so carelesdً!!
its her fault for being so carelesdً!!
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Fedor_fml
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hunt him down
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FatalWedgie
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hi everybody!
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M4V3R1CKR13
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# 6 said it all
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Mehness
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Fail, #69, fail
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FMLowLife
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win
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quietlytearful
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hi :D
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Googolman
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That sucks, OP. I hope you find out who had stolen your money, laptop, and ex-boyfriend.
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yeahidgaf
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first!!!:D and fuck that bitch FYL never date people like that
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youdidwhatnow
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fail.
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youdidwhatnow
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sorry, wrong comment.
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Guerilla8
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fail
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reyemrein
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your boyfriend is a bipolar escape artist
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Gaz717
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Texas! Called it!
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boyguydudemalema
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i would've stayed if u weren't so ugly, btw i wasn't me who stole ur laptop and money it was ur dad, who thinks ur ugly too.
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kooner55
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3rd!
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sd3tris
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was it reqd? think 5 times before u decide.
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afatmonkey
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YDI it for having toasterphillia. That's just wrong.
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pepper3434
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He's your ex right? You guys broke up two days ago... Your not very bright are you? YDI
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Underground818
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damn that sucks
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Eddie_Paints
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YDI for being a dirty whore!
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comatoast
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That's funny as hell. Hope you liked the dick bitch because that's all he left you with
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kallielou
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3rd, u should never hook back up with exes... or this will happen :P
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snowking_fml
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but angry sex/ makeup sex is the best sex
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juniorsgay
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yes it is.....but sierously u can get ur stuff back
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snowking_fml
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agreed
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MrHankey0123
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4th?
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Lordlucian
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xD comment removed! FYL OP
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samantha_durano
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that user! fuck him that stupid little bitch fuck.
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fisheatsbear
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I think she already did
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samantha_durano
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hahh, true.
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quietlytearful
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haha. 38 ftw! :D
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snowking_fml
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ouch. shit happens
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