By Ennui - 20/02/2010 19:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 093
You deserved it 10 125

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Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

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YDI for lettin yourself get romanced by a fecker.

Call the cops. Give his name and where he lives. Easy as that.

fyl for having to copy other fmls cuz ur 2 stupid to b original

Don't worry, as soon as your boyfriend sees the kinky sodomy in your browsing history.......he'll probally be aroused. Nevermind then, FYL indeed.

stupid slut

Agree with 10 and 26. Why would you think he was sincere? You didn't know what kind of person he was? YDI but FYL anyway.

What can the cops do? its her fault for being so carelesdً!!

hunt him down

# 6 said it all

Fail, #69, fail

That sucks, OP. I hope you find out who had stolen your money, laptop, and ex-boyfriend.

first!!!:D and fuck that bitch FYL never date people like that

sorry, wrong comment.

your boyfriend is a bipolar escape artist

Texas! Called it!

i would've stayed if u weren't so ugly, btw i wasn't me who stole ur laptop and money it was ur dad, who thinks ur ugly too.

was it reqd? think 5 times before u decide.

YDI it for having toasterphillia. That's just wrong.

He's your ex right? You guys broke up two days ago... Your not very bright are you? YDI

YDI for being a dirty whore!

That's funny as hell. Hope you liked the dick bitch because that's all he left you with

3rd, u should never hook back up with exes... or this will happen :P

but angry sex/ makeup sex is the best sex

yes it is.....but sierously u can get ur stuff back

xD comment removed! FYL OP

that user! fuck him that stupid little bitch fuck.

I think she already did

haha. 38 ftw! :D

ouch. shit happens