FML : Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me,...

166

Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ennui - / Saturday 20 February 2010 19:12 / United States

Intimacy

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By perdix | 29

#877237 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:22

Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

By DGross | 8

#877235 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:22

Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

Comments

By Lordlucian | 0

#877164 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:09

1st!

NeonWar__ | 0

#877180 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:12

YDI for lettin yourself get romanced by a fecker.

theian01 | 3

#877247 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:23

Call the cops. Give his name and where he lives. Easy as that.

djsledgehammer | 0

#877278 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:28

fyl for having to copy other fmls cuz ur 2 stupid to b original

Melkezidech | 0

#877368 - Sunday 21 February 2010 02:09

Don't worry, as soon as your boyfriend sees the kinky sodomy in your browsing history.......he'll probally be aroused. Nevermind then, FYL indeed.

Jny_fml | 0

#877398 - Sunday 21 February 2010 02:22

stupid slut

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#877497 - Sunday 21 February 2010 03:23

Agree with 10 and 26. Why would you think he was sincere? You didn't know what kind of person he was? YDI but FYL anyway.

Cristaderzi | 0

#877523 - Sunday 21 February 2010 03:39

What can the cops do? its her fault for being so carelesdً!!

Fedor_fml | 0

#877542 - Sunday 21 February 2010 03:48

hunt him down

FatalWedgie | 0

#877544 - Sunday 21 February 2010 03:51

hi everybody!

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#877650 - Sunday 21 February 2010 04:40

# 6 said it all

Mehness | 0

#877861 - Sunday 21 February 2010 06:32

Fail, #69, fail

FMLowLife | 0

#878288 - Sunday 21 February 2010 10:13

win

quietlytearful | 0

#878644 - Sunday 21 February 2010 02:11

hi :D

Googolman | 28

#5122950 - Wednesday 7 November 2012 06:18

That sucks, OP. I hope you find out who had stolen your money, laptop, and ex-boyfriend.

By yeahidgaf | 0

#877166 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:10

first!!!:D and fuck that bitch FYL never date people like that

youdidwhatnow | 0

#877182 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:12

fail.

youdidwhatnow | 0

#877195 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:14

sorry, wrong comment.

Guerilla8 | 0

#877208 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:16

fail

reyemrein | 0

#877289 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:32

your boyfriend is a bipolar escape artist

Gaz717 | 0

#877774 - Sunday 21 February 2010 05:38

Texas! Called it!

boyguydudemalema | 0

#878228 - Sunday 21 February 2010 09:44

i would've stayed if u weren't so ugly, btw i wasn't me who stole ur laptop and money it was ur dad, who thinks ur ugly too.

By kooner55 | 0

#877169 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:10

3rd!

By sd3tris | 0

#877170 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:10

was it reqd? think 5 times before u decide.

afatmonkey | 0

#877946 - Sunday 21 February 2010 07:22

YDI it for having toasterphillia. That's just wrong.

pepper3434 | 0

#879553 - Sunday 21 February 2010 08:04

He's your ex right? You guys broke up two days ago... Your not very bright are you? YDI

By Underground818 | 0

#877171 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:11

damn that sucks

Eddie_Paints | 0

#877593 - Sunday 21 February 2010 04:14

YDI for being a dirty whore!

comatoast | 0

#878822 - Sunday 21 February 2010 03:44

That's funny as hell. Hope you liked the dick bitch because that's all he left you with

By kallielou | 10

#877176 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:11

3rd, u should never hook back up with exes... or this will happen :P

snowking_fml | 0

#877194 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:14

but angry sex/ makeup sex is the best sex

juniorsgay | 0

#877449 - Sunday 21 February 2010 02:46

yes it is.....but sierously u can get ur stuff back

snowking_fml | 0

#877754 - Sunday 21 February 2010 05:31

agreed

By MrHankey0123 | 0

#877179 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:12

4th?

By Lordlucian | 0

#877181 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:12

xD comment removed! FYL OP

By samantha_durano | 5

#877185 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:12

that user! fuck him that stupid little bitch fuck.

fisheatsbear | 6

#877301 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:37

I think she already did

samantha_durano | 5

#877311 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:41

hahh, true.

quietlytearful | 0

#877320 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:45

haha. 38 ftw! :D

By snowking_fml | 0

#877186 - Sunday 21 February 2010 01:12

ouch. shit happens

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Intimacy

Nearly

Today, my husband officially voiced he definitely wanted a divorce. I was speechless. He took that to mean that I don't care about our marriage. FML.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I met a 21 year old proud mother of six. I noticed she had more children than teeth. Gotta love working in a hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Singapore

Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...

Slovenia

Today, I've spent hours looking at photos of my husband and his ex-girlfriends that his mother keeps in a photo album. She doesn't have any pictures of...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos