By BigmouthStrikesAgain - 19/08/2011 00:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
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latinking13 8
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Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"

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thesiwel 0
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Last name backwards, something I used as a kid and diddnt let go

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PushMyButtons 5
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They burst out of his sockets from pure excitement

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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^^^ lol @ picture relevancy

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PrickHead 0
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lol i think this is the same person who likes it hot and sticky but couldn't handle a whole twelve inches...

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giosoto 0
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Open mouth, insert foot.

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gojira666 7
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Open mouth, insert ball bag

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ovechkinisbeast 9
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Can I grab your ball bag? Thats what she said.

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BrittanyB94 0
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Hahahaha, I would have said the same thing :)

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btnhdude 0
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would you have meant the same thing?

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canadiata555 0
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Haha me to :) i do it all the time but no one really makes a big deal out of it... I just realized what i have been saying to my coach for the past 5 years...

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Alwayspullout 7
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Except he would have ran away very quickly if you said it...

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AbusedTampon 6
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And begged for mercy.

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chilearmy123 4
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I wouldve said ill clean it for u!

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SunDropGirl 0
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Only if he's hot!!

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SirObvious 1
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YDI for being attractive...

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zachherbert 10
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And he can drop it. Lol I'm liking your picture. I'm from Missouri, where Sun Drop started.

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latinking13 8
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Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"

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Blazingcrono 6
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I actually thought she said "would you like me to grab your balls?"

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Petronix 5
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Saying that would have made this fml even better.

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jackrileymac 4
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Yea I was thinking the same thing

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andonceagain 11
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Ball-bag in the UK is exactly the same as ball-sack when used as slang like this.

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Jdeluxh 12
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Well at least she didn't say "do you want me to grab your genitals and run my hand up and down your penis?" on accident.

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imaberry95 0
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You sure you didn't ask to grab his ball sack...

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noncom 12
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#8 Bag and Sack mean the same thing over there.

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MiLM 37
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Freudian slip anyone? :P

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sambam_454 0
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Well did you? (;

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ariannaimelda 7
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Never heard that pickup line before. I think I'll try it out!

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johnnybagodonuts 2
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I think it's gonna work

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
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So 10, do you want me to grab your ball bag?

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koe4 0
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theyre yousor naym iz arianna oar wut evz zo eye theenk shea iz uh gurl. lolz0r @ haytorz.

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Alexunited1212 2
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59 - please shut the fuck up.

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all4pooh 4
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59- I think I just lost brain cells reading your comment

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maz255 10
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84 what did 59 say?...at least the jist of it

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all4pooh 4
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Awhh they moderated it. Butitz [email protected] sOm3ting s0rtz uv l!k3 d33z butt wurz3. Way worse.

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nerdfighteria 7
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Whoops! It seems you mistook this for MLIA. An honest mistake . . .

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ravengirl1234 2
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#10 ur from a place called phuket?

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BIEBERSLAYER 10
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He has been waiting for you to ask that for weeks.

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qyka 5
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So have I hehehe jkjkjk think b4 say ballbag

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Jdeluxh 12
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I got the 69th thumb up.

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Mirorbo 26
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Nothing is sacred anymore. Everything has a sexual innuendo now.

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Volke 4
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More or less, yeah.

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lizzieislovely 11
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In YOUR endo. *snigger*

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yamatelle 19
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26- *Russell Brand singing- Forgetting Sarah Marshall* "You took me by surprise when you let inside of you, insiiiide of you"

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tori51090 11
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Hey if it were badminton, they'd be collecting shuttle cocks.....

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iAmScrubs 19
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Don't forget about the racquet. You can't just leave it lying limp on the ground.

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