By screwed - 22/05/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML
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xkaokaox 0

It's okay... food can't get you preggers.

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rrjr010 0

She just called herself a ****, your life is fine.

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xxPrettyJane 0

hahahahah #45

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coffeennicotine 0

At least you're not a *****. Chips can't give you STD's.

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Maxime29 2

You're way better off. Your friend probably has crabs or something.

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neurorot 0

wow, your roommate is a dipshit. she called herself easy. AHHAHAHAAAHH.

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Weil 0

The truth hurts. Go lose some weight and tell your roommate to stop being such a *****.

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Toni818 0

So you wake up with food in your bed and she wakes up with STDs from random one-night stands? Seems like a win/win situation to me.

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vtlovah12 0

your roommate's a hoooooo

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sportsnut 0

your roommate is a ***** and as long as you work out the next day, i dont see the problem

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