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The morning that your roommate wakes up with herpes, you'll have the last laugh.
#49 Its okay, you don't have to pretend any more. We all know you're not getting any right now. And that's fine. However, childish taunting aside, the traditional stereotype is such that the man has to earn his sex. Whereas women "give it away" because it's seen as more difficult for an average man to sleep with a semi-attractive women than the other way around. It is a stereotype, albeit untrue, but it has become a certain urban truth it you will. As for why it's unattractive for women to have all that experience, wouldn't you be wary if Apple decided to give away iPhones for 10 bucks? Don't you think there may be something wrong with them? (this is only relevent after you accept the aforementioned mindset as a truth)
F your roommate's life. I'd rather wake up with chips than with herpes.
#56 You must not have sex that often if you think that you can go "find" or "make" sex somewhere "Hi, How can I help you today?" "Yeah, I'd like one sex please." "Ok, give me a minute while I make it for you." And did anyone stop to think that it could be her roommate's boyfriend that was in the bed?
I don't get it. What's so funny about it to wake up with food in your bed?? :/ That's just ******* gross.
Your roommate is a ****.
I'd rather have the chips than a random guy.
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It's okay... food can't get you preggers.
She just called herself a ****, your life is fine.