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I agree with #49. Also, I hope you washed your sheets after eating in bed :P. But really, I don't see the FML. It was either just a joke or some lame comment which you shouldn't take seriously anyway.
I will never understand how lack of sex is considered an FML. If you really wanted sex, you could go out and find sex. It's not as hard as people make it seem.
At least you'll just get a little chunky, while she'll be riddled with stds..your finee.
Your roommate sounds like a bitch.
17# is hilarious, please write more : D
#42 tells the truth.
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It's okay... food can't get you preggers.
She just called herself a ****, your life is fine.