By marriedlesbian - 12/02/2019 16:00

Today, after a dangerous and painful emergency caesarean, I received an SMS from a guy I turned down for a date, saying he was crying and so excited to meet 'our' baby. I've barely even shaken hands with this guy. FML
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Is he willing to sign the birth certificate to provide full child support payments for 18 years?

Did his hand feel kinda sticky when you shook it?

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Did his hand feel kinda sticky when you shook it?

PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

Is he willing to sign the birth certificate to provide full child support payments for 18 years?

Not. Worth. It.

Talk to the cops about this guy. A restraining order may be necessary.

No judge is going to give a restraining order for just that.

Talk to the police and get restraining order immediately

Sic either your parents or your girlfriend's parents on him. Or both. Dead. Serious. Fathers do not take kindly to people stalking their daughters. Mothers have plenty of experience in spotting creeps. They're all going to be protective of the new mother. Pass this on to them and enjoy your baby :) Sorry that the birth was so difficult for you but I hope that all turned out well for you!

Was this man by any chance a stoner who owned a Great Dane (aka Shaggy)?