FML : Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool,...

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Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NathanPlays / Saturday 23 April 2011 01:39 / United States

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By ceddyz17 | 7

#2390889 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:13

awww falling head over heals allready

By Eggers | 2

#2390899 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:14

what were your hands *doing* in your pockets, you naughty boy?

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By ceddyz17 | 7

#2390889 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:13

awww falling head over heals allready

CrazyDude19 | 3

#2390982 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:37

haha yes he sure is

Tuesdays76 | 0

#2391022 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:47

Lol! Chicks totally dig injuries though. ;)

elainelovesyou | 7

#2391052 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:52

40- Chicks do not! At least not from trying to be cool and falling face first into your dad's car. :)

Tuesdays76 | 0

#2391248 - Saturday 23 April 2011 6:26

Okay well chicks dig real injuries.

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2392347 - Saturday 23 April 2011 16:35

haha, going with the clumsy angle I see....

iLoveJoseph | 0

#2397703 - Sunday 24 April 2011 13:44

dude.. I would laugh hysterically and use the fact he face planted into a car for me as a conversation starter. hahaha, I dig dumb injuries and imma girl.

Sassybq1 | 13

#2400874 - Monday 25 April 2011 4:56

lol actually i would. id think it was cute that he was trying lol ^^

staceysgenesis16 | 0

#2401419 - Monday 25 April 2011 7:39

hah , i hope the car is okay .but nice attempt .. it was still a failure tho . obviously

elliottthefmlgod | 0

#7403577 - Friday 3 February 2017 3:14

Ba dun schhhhh

By Gladus_likes_cak | 6

#2390891 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:13

nice job

morgan320 | 0

#2391755 - Saturday 23 April 2011 11:22

The cake is a pie!

RebornProblem | 0

#2391940 - Saturday 23 April 2011 14:04

The cake is going to cry.

_yarrrr | 0

#2391953 - Saturday 23 April 2011 14:16

the cake got a sty

JenL_fml | 7

#2392044 - Saturday 23 April 2011 15:12

The cake is quite sly!

prince122 | 0

#2392320 - Saturday 23 April 2011 16:29

81: portal?!?!

prince122 | 0

#2392325 - Saturday 23 April 2011 16:30

ooh yeah it is I didn't see the the guys name lol.

IBeBlazin | 0

#2393152 - Saturday 23 April 2011 19:42

Nope it's from a series on YouTube called Spriggs.

By jess9696 | 0

#2390893 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:14

smooth

tsim_fml | 0

#2391109 - Saturday 23 April 2011 6:00

u forgot the "move" part of "smooth move" then you gotta call him a "slick fox"

forgettingsunday | 0

#2391870 - Saturday 23 April 2011 13:02

what're you from, the 70's?

Takador | 3

#2400530 - Monday 25 April 2011 3:09

*french accent* silly americans

By breathemein | 10

#2390896 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:14

lol that sucks :/

By Eggers | 2

#2390899 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:14

what were your hands *doing* in your pockets, you naughty boy?

CrazyDude19 | 3

#2390989 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:41

lmfao agree what was he doing with those hands...

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2391002 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:45

He was looking for a mouse.

uncbballwins | 0

#2391379 - Saturday 23 April 2011 7:02

He was hiding the surprise boner

gigglezbabii22 | 2

#2391715 - Saturday 23 April 2011 10:24

It's part of his "cool" look lol because walking around with your hands in your pockets means you have swagg.

hersactually | 0

#2391918 - Saturday 23 April 2011 13:50

I like that #833333

hersactually | 0

#2391921 - Saturday 23 April 2011 13:52

I meant #83. my iPhone is too laggy.

murlocholmes | 5

#2400253 - Monday 25 April 2011 1:17

why, he was playing a game of "pocket pull!"

By drew2711 | 0

#2390905 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:16

just tell her you were trying to practice your faceplant trick

poopboy662 | 0

#2390920 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:21

poop

AllThatHit | 7

#2394247 - Saturday 23 April 2011 23:47

LOL

By Kalob10 | 0

#2390906 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:15

what's a bonnet on a car?
oh, btw, real smooth xD

shift_love | 13

#2390943 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:28

it's the European word for hood, boot is trunk, and front wings are fenders.

perdix | 29

#2391015 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:46

And the hood is the top on a convertible.

Crazy4Christ | 0

#2391653 - Saturday 23 April 2011 9:01

miles?!

morgan320 | 0

#2393063 - Saturday 23 April 2011 19:30

Bonnet is where the cops throw you when you're getting arrested.

Boot is where the terrorists throw you when you're getting kidnapped.

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2396285 - Sunday 24 April 2011 7:48

Why's it say hood now?

By SmallTownCutie | 0

#2390908 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:16

I doubt it. Sort of sounds like he didn't have a chance anyway.

By poopboy662 | 0

#2390912 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:18

poop

By xxxlauraxxx | 0

#2390915 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:20

just say that's what all cool guys do when dey c pretty ladies.
yup. . . ....
very believable.

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