Today, a really pretty girl came into my work, but when I went up to help her, my brain misfired and I accidentally said, "How can I hump you?" She yelled at me, and my manager put me on probation. FML
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Henry8cooper
| 15
No - no your brain did not misfire - it was expressing your state of mind with scary precision.
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BigSissy
| 12
That is equally horrifying and hilarious!
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BigSissy
| 12
That is equally horrifying and hilarious!
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Henry8cooper
| 15
No - no your brain did not misfire - it was expressing your state of mind with scary precision.
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acmariner99
| 23
That’s pretty funny, but you do kinda deserve it. Just make sure to run your thoughts through your brain filter before speaking next time!
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mekiswrite
| 19
Talk about a Freudian Slip.
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RichardPencil
| 28
Nice try.
Were you hoping the reply would be “doggie style?”
Were you hoping the reply would be “doggie style?”
By
WeirdUS
| 29
That wasn't a misfire your brain outed you for being a creep. YDI
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FinkiusMaximus
| 6
Strange. Unless you really emphasized the word "hump" or have impeccable diction, I imagine the average person wouldn't even notice the slip.
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux
| 15
maybe you should work in the back if not fired
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
"Fuck you very much!"