By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 18:00

Today, a really pretty girl came into my work, but when I went up to help her, my brain misfired and I accidentally said, "How can I hump you?" She yelled at me, and my manager put me on probation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 805
You deserved it 2 047

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No - no your brain did not misfire - it was expressing your state of mind with scary precision.

BigSissy 14

That is equally horrifying and hilarious!

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BigSissy 14

That is equally horrifying and hilarious!

No - no your brain did not misfire - it was expressing your state of mind with scary precision.

That’s pretty funny, but you do kinda deserve it. Just make sure to run your thoughts through your brain filter before speaking next time!

Talk about a Freudian Slip.

Nice try. Were you hoping the reply would be “doggie style?”

WeirdUS 29

That wasn't a misfire your brain outed you for being a creep. YDI

Strange. Unless you really emphasized the word "hump" or have impeccable diction, I imagine the average person wouldn't even notice the slip.

maybe you should work in the back if not fired

"Fuck you very much!"