Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML
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ashily24
| 12
It was for your new blender. Duh.
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
These days people don't throw rotten fruit at bad acting, they ship it instead.
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By
ashily24
| 12
It was for your new blender. Duh.
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davecross
| 11
Are you sure you didn't order the vegetables for the blender and just forgot
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
These days people don't throw rotten fruit at bad acting, they ship it instead.
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RichardPencil
| 27
They weren’t rotten, they were fermenting. Make your own Kampuchea!
PS: That’s too close to Satan’s Anus, my trademarked name for my ironic Journey tribute band.
PS: That’s too close to Satan’s Anus, my trademarked name for my ironic Journey tribute band.
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RichardPencil
| 27
*kombucha.
Fucking autocorrect! Kombucha is much closer to kambucha,
Fucking autocorrect! Kombucha is much closer to kambucha,
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Glowworm56
| 25
Today I learnt that Satan's asshole smells like rotting vegetables.
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RichardPencil
| 27
You also learned that someone collected that data!
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Sending glitter is outdated now? Rotten vegetables is the new thing to send to people you hate?
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LtCmdrData
| 11
That's called Vegan Leftovers.
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clair_brodie
| 34
I wonder if someone did not order you a fruit/vegetable box and it just got their ruined.