FML : Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten...

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Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML

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By CabbageFart92 - / Monday 4 September 2017 01:30 /

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By ashily24 | 12

#7537190 - Monday 4 September 2017 01:38

It was for your new blender. Duh.

By Donut_Wizard | 21

#7537197 - Monday 4 September 2017 02:07

These days people don't throw rotten fruit at bad acting, they ship it instead.

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By ashily24 | 12

#7537190 - Monday 4 September 2017 01:38

It was for your new blender. Duh.

By davecross | 11

#7537191 - Monday 4 September 2017 01:38

Are you sure you didn't order the vegetables for the blender and just forgot

By Donut_Wizard | 21

#7537197 - Monday 4 September 2017 02:07

These days people don't throw rotten fruit at bad acting, they ship it instead.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7537199 - Monday 4 September 2017 02:22

They weren’t rotten, they were fermenting. Make your own Kampuchea! PS: That’s too close to Satan’s Anus, my trademarked name for my ironic Journey tribute band.

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RichardPencil | 22

#7537213 - Monday 4 September 2017 04:41

*kombucha. Fucking autocorrect! Kombucha is much closer to kambucha,

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7537203 - Monday 4 September 2017 03:02

Today I learnt that Satan's asshole smells like rotting vegetables.

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RichardPencil | 22

#7537214 - Monday 4 September 2017 04:42

You also learned that someone collected that data!

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7537224 - Monday 4 September 2017 06:19

Sending glitter is outdated now? Rotten vegetables is the new thing to send to people you hate?

By LtCmdrData | 9

#7537434 - Monday 4 September 2017 08:04

That's called Vegan Leftovers.

By clair_brodie | 26

#7537556 - Tuesday 5 September 2017 06:29

I wonder if someone did not order you a fruit/vegetable box and it just got their ruined.

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