By CabbageFart92 - 4/9/2017 01:30
Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

They weren’t rotten, they were fermenting. Make your own Kampuchea!

PS: That’s too close to Satan’s Anus, my trademarked name for my ironic Journey tribute band.