Health: Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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rachelfromtarget 14

Monday 16 March 2015 0:19

idk why people think beating up the other man/women is an appropriate response to their partner cheating on them.

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Monday 16 March 2015 0:08

Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.

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Monday 16 March 2015 0:08

Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 16 March 2015 4:26

I hope you're not twins. That could be a reason he thought you were him...

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Monday 16 March 2015 12:11

Agreed. Tell the man what happened then offer to help him

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Monday 16 March 2015 22:42

They're still family so no

TallMist 32

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:36

Just because they're family doesn't mean they're not jackasses.

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Monday 16 March 2015 0:08

Your bother is a dick for not owning up to what he did and for letting you get beat. Hope you get some kind of an apology OP.

False_Stupidity 41

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Monday 16 March 2015 4:08

His brother wasn't even there to be able to stop the guy, if he was so inclined.

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Monday 16 March 2015 0:09

kick his ass, then kick his ass out.

Miss_Whipped 43

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Monday 16 March 2015 1:16

I agree. Let's play the telephone game, except with ass-whoopings instead of silly phrases.

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Monday 16 March 2015 1:57

I like the way you think

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Monday 16 March 2015 0:09

I'd beat the crap of my brother if he didnt ask if I was ok.

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Monday 16 March 2015 0:09

Your brother sounds like a babe

150493x 29

Monday 16 March 2015 10:05

And then you'd friend zone the nicer brother.

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Monday 16 March 2015 10:26

#77 It's called irony, Jesus Christ...

Ashd09 30

Monday 16 March 2015 16:18

79. It's actually called sarcasm. Very poor sarcasm at that.

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Monday 16 March 2015 17:09

This wasn't funny.

150493x 29

Monday 16 March 2015 18:24

My bad #79 that I didn't pick up on the sarcasm. I'll try harder next time.

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Friday 20 March 2015 4:22

Guys relax, it really was just poor sarcasm lol

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Monday 16 March 2015 0:11

Wow....peoole today are so shitty it's appalling

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Monday 16 March 2015 14:58

people

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Monday 16 March 2015 0:15

Maybe you should demonstrate what happened on your oh-so-caring brother

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 16 March 2015 0:16

So a whole system of fuckups happened today

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Monday 16 March 2015 4:54

haha, that and this entire site.

kdm_km1 19

Monday 16 March 2015 0:17

Well you can't really blame him for being Awesome...

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Monday 16 March 2015 2:47

There is nothing awesome about sleeping with another guy's girl, let alone having someone else take a beating for something they didn't do.

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Monday 16 March 2015 4:56

#9, I don't even wanna know what kind of fools you idolize and look up to.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Monday 16 March 2015 22:49

you're 30 and still think that way.. you might need to re-evaluate your morals dude.

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Monday 16 March 2015 0:18

Maybe he was worried at first until her realized, oh shit. He did this to you and you weren't even the right guy. What the hell is this guy gonna do to me if he gets ahold of me?

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Monday 16 March 2015 1:52

Am realizing now that I made a mistake and never corrected it before my time ran out :/ so will do so now. He*

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