FML : Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit...

Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Okay_Then - / Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:49 / United States - Grand Rapids

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By ByronJess | 17

#5813775 - Thursday 2 January 2014 8:36

I bet there was some dead air after that conversation.

By emxy92 | 22

#5813780 - Thursday 2 January 2014 8:39

At least people think you re intelligent!

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By ByronJess | 17

#5813775 - Thursday 2 January 2014 8:36

I bet there was some dead air after that conversation.

a17eathshot1 | 11

#5813790 - Thursday 2 January 2014 8:42

that pun was horrible goodness gracious

ohnowhyme123 | 15

#5813791 - Thursday 2 January 2014 8:44

No need for a pun

greeneyebeauty9 | 28

#5813820 - Thursday 2 January 2014 9:11

I actually found the pun a bit funny.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5813922 - Thursday 2 January 2014 12:31

#12 and #13 don't have a sense of humor.

speakersboom | 19

#5814316 - Thursday 2 January 2014 20:58

They kinda killed the moment.

Booda_Shun | 28

#5814327 - Thursday 2 January 2014 21:12

Back on the subject, he's actually right. Intelligent people are more likely to recognize their faults and flaws than are... "normal" people, and to make a big deal of them. However, it doesn't mean all intelligentsia are doomed to kill themselves.

speakersboom | 19

#5814350 - Thursday 2 January 2014 21:33

"happiness and sanity are an impossible combination."
:)

By notapotato | 12

#5813776 - Thursday 2 January 2014 8:36

That's sucks OP for someone telling you that,FYL

By vehementbitch | 4

#5813777 - Thursday 2 January 2014 8:37

Thanks for your advice but no thanks.........

cocainewhore | 30

#5861154 - Monday 17 February 2014 21:33

I don't think he realised that he can get fined for that. I forget the correct wording, but encouraging suicide is a crime, and if they go through with it, the person who encouraged it can get jail time for manslaughter. I'm not sure I put that very clearly, sorry.