This Week’s Top 10 Comments Are In!

10. R.I.P. hairdo formerly known as bangs.
“Hair today gone tomorrow?”
-Notmymonkeynotmycircus
9. You’re not fooling anyone, missy.
“Carrying a tray near the bouquet toss? Could you be any more obvious? You might as well be sporting a cartoonishly huge baseball mitt!”
-RichardPencil
8. Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Cat Poop Binky.
“Knowing whether or not you actually have a cat could make this FML so much more interesting.”
-Tripartita
7. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
“Dinkleburg!!!!”
-Fritterzz
6. They sell selfie sticks now too.
“It was an odd choice of Fisher Price to make a toy phone with data capabilities and a camera, but they’re sticking with it.”
-Tripartita
5. Yeah, dancing with the devil.
“I believe they’re doing that thing the kids call 'dancing””
-LittleRed79
4. Here’s what I found for “moron”...
“Hey Google, what is the definition of the word ‘moron?’”
-Donut_Wizard
3. In other words, you’re the worst.
“You're one of those kids that remind the teacher about the homework that needs to be handed in, aren't you?”
-Lobby_Bee
2. Someone’s read it.
“Bear Grylls marriage survival guide”
-Andrew Workman
1. Seriously, though.
“You'd think a cop would know what donut glaze looks like.....”
-gatorclay97
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“I think a blowtorch would work in this case.”
-AnthonyCS5
COFFEE BREAK /
HOW TO KEEP COOL WHEN FACING A GRAMMAR NAZI AWARD
“Here’s to hoping your a masochist? ?”
-Notmymonkeynotmycircus
“you're*”
- Ghetis 396
“Thanks I commented without caffeine”
-Notmymonkeynotmycircus
I DIDN'T EAT THE PEANUT BUTTER *WOOF* IT WASN'T ME *WOOF* AWARD
"This is why I have trust issues with the opposite sex. Hope everything turns out better for you."
-Lobby_Bee
"Man I even got trust issues with my dog."
-NisaSayshi