This Week’s Top 10 Comments Are Here And They’re Hilariously Pun-tastic!
10. What is this? A knife for ants?!
“So I guess when you order food, they give you a box full of ingredients and a tiny butter knife?”
9. That’s how you’ll win his heart.
“just sing “Walk Like an Egyptian” at the top of your voice and complete the lunacy!”
8. Depends who you ask.
“Is it still frowned upon to punch an old lady?”
7. It was just too exciting of a situation to handle.
“I’m guessing you can’t pass this off as the OTHER kind of wet dream?”
6. Knock it off, Tapey.
“I think it's time your and your doctor have a serious heart to heart talk with your tapeworm about its unhealthy eating habits.”
5. A classic.
“Don’t feel bad over tripping over the rug, it was deceptively flat..”
4. These puns are on fire.
“I bet you looked hot”
“Don't be so superficial. What about her warm personality?”
“She can brighten a whole room.”
3. Statistics mean nothing these days.
“Sad to say, pussy trumps dick 99% of the time.”
“Back in the olden days, maybe, but now, Trump grabs pussy.”
2. A handy trick.
“These are fantastic!! Do they make them in a men's 52" waist, 28" inseam? If I wear them, I think I can have my own row on every flight I ever take!”
1. Ding! Ding! Ding! You win!
“pepper spray you say? I bet those eggs were "outta sight"...”
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“You’d better hope he doesn’t hit your head on a doorframe and then think you’re faking your concussion”
“Don’t worry, I’m sure your face will get better!
“You could always send her a video of you in a threesome with a man and a woman. It avoids the issue of the awkward lead up quite handily.”
“I like it, straight to the point. Well, more bisexual to the point I guess..”
“That’s a Big Red flag that something’s wrong. You ought to use a Bazooka to blow his house into Orbit. It’s the Trident true way to fix it.”
“Let me guess: the goal was to "stop showing up to work hungover on your day off"?”
ONE OF THEM AWARD
“I always have a bent out of shape hanger lying around near the toilet. If the poop is too big, I pop that sucker into the toilet and smash the poop into smaller pieces. It's not needed too often, though. It's a pretty dignified hack if you ask me.”
WISDOM FROM BIGDADDYERIC AWARD
“Granny panties? So you definitely didn't want to have sex today.”
‘Gurl, that’s what you wear when you on your period, didn’t your Mama teach you that so you don’t bleed all over your expensive panties?