This Week’s Top 10 Comments Are Here And They’re Hilariously Pun-tastic!

By Nina / samedi 20 janvier 2018 05:30
The puns really reigned supreme this week, placing all over this week’s comment countdown. From IKEA meals, to a wide array of bodily fluids, to travel tips - it’s all here!

10. What is this? A knife for ants?!

“So I guess when you order food, they give you a box full of ingredients and a tiny butter knife?”


9. That’s how you’ll win his heart.

“just sing “Walk Like an Egyptian” at the top of your voice and complete the lunacy!”


8. Depends who you ask.

“Is it still frowned upon to punch an old lady?”


7. It was just too exciting of a situation to handle.

By Wet dreamer - / Wednesday 17 January 2018 19:00 /

“I’m guessing you can’t pass this off as the OTHER kind of wet dream?”


6. Knock it off, Tapey.

“I think it's time your and your doctor have a serious heart to heart talk with your tapeworm about its unhealthy eating habits.”


5. A classic.

“Don’t feel bad over tripping over the rug, it was deceptively flat..”


4. These puns are on fire.


Today, I went to a corporate event and lit my hair on fire in front of everyone due to an unfortunately-placed candle on the bar. FML

By Amy - / Saturday 13 January 2018 08:30 / Hong Kong

“I bet you looked hot”

“Don't be so superficial. What about her warm personality?”

“She can brighten a whole room.”


3. Statistics mean nothing these days.

“Sad to say, pussy trumps dick 99% of the time.”

“Back in the olden days, maybe, but now, Trump grabs pussy.”


2. A handy trick.

“These are fantastic!! Do they make them in a men's 52" waist, 28" inseam? If I wear them, I think I can have my own row on every flight I ever take!”


1. Ding! Ding! Ding! You win!

By blindman - / Sunday 14 January 2018 01:30 /

“pepper spray you say? I bet those eggs were "outta sight"...”



“You’d better hope he doesn’t hit your head on a doorframe and then think you’re faking your concussion”


“Don’t worry, I’m sure your face will get better!


By WhoIAm - / Monday 15 January 2018 10:00 / Canada - Salisbury

“You could always send her a video of you in a threesome with a man and a woman. It avoids the issue of the awkward lead up quite handily.”

“I like it, straight to the point. Well, more bisexual to the point I guess..”


By wtf - / Monday 15 January 2018 13:00 / United States - Concord

“That’s a Big Red flag that something’s wrong. You ought to use a Bazooka to blow his house into Orbit. It’s the Trident true way to fix it.”


Today, during my annual performance evaluation, my boss responded to my career goal with, "Pfft! That ain't gonna happen." FML

By ThatGuy - / Thursday 18 January 2018 11:00 / Canada - Edmonton

“Let me guess: the goal was to "stop showing up to work hungover on your day off"?”




“I always have a bent out of shape hanger lying around near the toilet. If the poop is too big, I pop that sucker into the toilet and smash the poop into smaller pieces. It's not needed too often, though. It's a pretty dignified hack if you ask me.”




“Granny panties? So you definitely didn't want to have sex today.”

‘Gurl, that’s what you wear when you on your period, didn’t your Mama teach you that so you don’t bleed all over your expensive panties?

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