This Week’s Top 10 Comments Are Here and They’re Gonna Give You the Giggles
10. To the great dismay of her father, Lobby_Bee.
“Now she'll have two daddys.”
9. Do what I say, not what I do. Isn’t that right, exileonmainst?
“‘Mom, what are you doing?" "Oh honey, umm.. I was just smelling your dad's wiener to make sure it was okay!’”
8. Shhh, Chris Smith. If Spongebob catches you spilling the beans, he’ll be pissed!
“The Krabby Patty secret ingredient!”
7. Dave_Davington, I know, right?
“I hate it when that happens.”
6. The gift that keeps on giving, Autism92.
“That's one wedding gift you're not returning.”
5. It would appear not, Donut_Wizard.
“Darwinism really isn't as effective as it used to be.”
4. The only explanation, oh_lordy_me.
“Are you a Sim?”
3. Tbh, that’s not a horrible allergy, Tripartita.
“It appears you’re allergic to assholes.”
2. Absolutely incontrovertible, arioch_fml.
“Light his pants on fire,and then call him a liar. The principal couldn't argue against that proof.”
1. Where did the soda go, Tripartita?!
“1) Are the knives you own perpetually dull? 2) Do you find it difficult to use remotes while under a blanket? 3) Is everything monochrome? If you said yes to any of the above, you might be living in an informercial.”
EMINEM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? AWARD
“Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture Or just let it slip?”
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“Was your partner an 80 pound black lab?”
“If you haven't been caught with someone else's vape pen, you're doing a lot better than some.”
“I’ll bet at that company, they had a comment box where people demanded replacing you with a hotter woman for the “after” photo.”
“Hey, at least you didn’t shit yourself, too (as far as we know), so you’re 50% cooler than that other girl!”