This Puppy's Eerie Human-Like Face Is Freaking Everyone On the Internet Out

When a photo of Yogi, the 1 year old Shih Tzu and Poodle mix was posted online, people were quick to point out the dog's strange human-like features. But it's difficult to pinpoint exactly what makes this dog's face so human-like.
The photo of the dog looks just like an extremely successful face swap, and really does make you do a double take. But why? It's clearly the eyes, but how is that enough to cause such a jarring, viral reaction? Is it because the eyes are the window to the soul, and this puppy’s soul is actually that of an evil orphan child begging for escape? ...Not to be dramatic or anything.
And it's not just that he's got such a human-like face. it’s that he's using his vacant, human expression to clearly express his disappointment in humanity and every decision we make.
Clearly, the soul of a lost orphan boy was reincarnated into this puppy and he’s trying to convey his misfortunes to us via sad sorry eyes.
...Again, not to be dramatic.
“He is the most playful puppy,” owner Chantal Desjardins told Inside Edition. “He always wants to play ball or get his belly rubbed.”
Sure, Chantal. Sounds like a cover up, but sure. We just have one question for her: does “woof woof” ever sound more like “this canine body is limiting” or...?
Photos: Chantal Desjardins
C’mon, man, we’ve been taken for a ride! That thing is more fake than Donald Trump’s, ..., uh, ... everything!