The Top 10 Funniest Tweets Of The Week
10. So culture. Wow.
They say white people don’t have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.— Blake Hammond (@BigRadMachine) October 4, 2018
4-year-old: I like brushing my teeth.— "Bare Minimum Parenting" comes out in 30 days (@XplodingUnicorn) October 4, 2018
Me: That's good.
4: It makes them sharper.
Me: *takes one step back*
let's stop asking KANYE and start asking....SHOULDYE— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) October 1, 2018
7. Looking for a love getaway...
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) September 30, 2018
"15 miles to the pic.twitter.com/OD2Aewqavo
When a solicitor calls, I just hand the phone to my 8-year-old and tell him this nice lady wants to hear every last detail about your Minecraft village.— Anna Grace (@graceupongracie) October 3, 2018
5. How optimistic!
"you'll see! you'll all see!!!!!" screamed the confident optometrist.— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) October 3, 2018
10: Dad? How do you tell the murder clowns from the good ones?— Father Drinks McVoorhees (@drinksmcgee) October 2, 2018
Me: That’s easy, son. They’re all murder clowns.
According to my DNA results I'm 100% over this shit— beth, a ghost👻™ (@bourgeoisalien) October 2, 2018
My 3yo is wearing a hoodie backwards and is storing snacks in the hood and I am in amazement that I created something this magnificent.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 30, 2018
1. Hi Casper!
the h in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you— 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖛𝖔 (@fro_vo) October 1, 2018
That's all for this week! Which one was your favorite?