The Top 10 #FML Tweets
We'd love for everyone to submit all their FML stories to our site, but we haven't achieved world domination just yet. Until then, let's share our little spotlight with the folks on Twitter!
Their posts aren't as polished as yours, and most don't inspire as many sassy comments, but let's give them a little round of applause for their efforts.
1. It's for your own good, buddy.
Discharging a stroke patient:— Dawn (@mbtmom2000) August 15, 2018
Patient: Where’s the nearest McDonald’s?
Me: They’re all closed. #fml
2. What a wild child!
I just sexted with one of those over-seas scammers. It was a little confusing tbh. Still hot. #FML— Sheila (@sethiele) August 17, 2018
4. Google to the rescue!
Started eating hummus. then I was all “I wonder how long home made hummus is good for?” Y’all: google says 3-5 days.. it’s been 2 weeks #fml— Cyndel 🦁 (@Cynder_Suprize) August 15, 2018
Me: "So I think we should do a single combined 1500-word edit for Independence Day tomorrow"— Kushan Mitra (@kushanmitra) August 13, 2018
The Boss: "Sure, go ahead and write it."
Me: "I meant.... 'we'"
The Boss: "No, you meant you"#FML
I just found out the guy I lost my virginity to is now a “Flat-Earther”. You can’t make this stuff up. #FML— Sheila (@sethiele) August 14, 2018
7. Rookie Mistake
Accidentally had at least 60 laxative gummy bears today...and that’s where I’m at right now. #fml— randall (@randyjosephb) August 16, 2018
8. Sweet ride, dude.
9. Biblical Crowd
When you hold the door open for somebody and then 17 students, 12 disciples, the animals from Noah's Ark, the 3 wise men and the cast of Shawshank Redemption all follow.#FML— 𝕽𝖊𝖌𝖔 𝕯𝖎 𝕾𝖙é𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖔™ (@bigreegs1985) August 13, 2018
10. Call me and I'll block you...
That's all for now, folks! If you're on Twitter, don't forget to give us a follow! The VDM page is beating us and we're not into it.