The Tally Is In! Here Are The 6 Funniest Comments Of The Week!
6. At least you can admit it.
“And this is why I shop at Wal-Mart . . . where I'm miserable.” -Cassandra Abna Splawn
5. Sarcasm does not become us. But it does sustain us.
Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML
“Why do dogs roll on dirt like that?” - 97mailo
“Try it, it feels wonderful” -real life problems
4. When a comment is so ridiculous that the reply makes the funniest comments list
“Ya it sucks when this happens it's happened several times at different places I lived ,twice it's was a passed out drunk on couch or recliner, three were wrong address who walked right in, one was a angry BF looking for his GF who tried to fight me because he thought I was fucking his girl sent him to hospital, another a drunk horny neighbor who tried to rip my clothes off threw her fugly ass out,and found a frozen man on my enclosed porch he was blue and white but alive so I warmed him up and when the frost melted from his face it turned out to be a old friend I'd I hadn't seen in 10 years and I thought was dead😨😵 so ya boys and girls always lock your doors and windows 😕” -Charlie Given
“And that friends name? Albert Einstein.” -BobRossTime
3. It's only fair if he did.
“Did he call "dibs" on the house when you woke him?” -Abbusser
2. A true (f)artist.
“We must suffer for our (f)art!” -RichardPencil
1. Coming in at #1 becuase, I cackled.
“Fact: Before finding fame, Post Malone was known as Pre Malone.” -BurnInDemonFire
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
Today, after several years of reforming myself politically, I married a black woman. At the wedding, when the priest asked for objections, one man stood up - the leader of my former Ku Klux Klan chapter. I really should have mentioned that earlier. FML
“How was he able to afford the 1500 dollar admission fee” - real life problems