FML : The Tally Is In! Here Are The 6 Funniest Comments Of The Week!

The Tally Is In! Here Are The 6 Funniest Comments Of The Week!

By Nadine / samedi 25 août 2018 05:30

We read what you wrote and we liked it: here is the creme de la creme of the FML comments.

6. Where's 'I Can't Stand Leg Puns' when you need him!?

Today, I'm facing malpractice charges for neglecting a patient and failing to treat an infection. The patient had severe maggot-infested gangrene in his foot with exposed metatarsals, but refused amputation and all treatment. The judge is moving forward with the charges. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Doc - / Saturday 18 August 2018 13:30 / United States - Anchorage

“if you ask me, that lawsuit doesn't hav a leg - or in this case, a foot - to stand on.” -Tina Harwood

5. These are the logical next steps to take.

Today, my long-distance British boyfriend of 7 years canceled his plane ticket to visit me in the USA. He claims he "doesn't have enough money" to stay for 2 weeks. As I began canceling all the reservations, he called to say he bought a new car and a house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BritishDates - / Wednesday 22 August 2018 13:00 /

“I have British relatives, so I've learned that the word you need to call your boyfriend is "wanker". And then you dump him.” -BurnInDemonFire

4. We're onto you!

Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Redhead - / Wednesday 22 August 2018 06:00 /

“'By Redhead.'
Is breaking your dick how they steal your soul?” -tounces7

3. It is what it is

Today, my boyfriend, who is a tattoo artist, broke up with me for getting a tattoo from someone else. He specializes in cartoon themed tattoos. I got a realistic portrait of my grandmother. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blehbleh - / Monday 20 August 2018 01:30 /

“#NoRegerts” - real life problems

2. This is true.

This Viral Video Of A Man Giving His Girlfriend Just The Hood Of His Coat Has Got The Internet Torn

And they say chivalry is dead!

By Nadine - / Tuesday 21 August 2018 23:59 / France - Paris

“Maybe she chose the hood life?” -Leeono

“You don't choose the hood life, the hood life chooses you.” - BurnInDemonFire

1. And coming in at #1 for the excellent HP reference.... I knew he looked familiar!

This Man Documents His Farts For 6 Months. It Goes On Longer Than You'd Expect.

Warning: Watching this video in its entirety is in itself an FML. A really gross FML.

By Nadine - / Wednesday 22 August 2018 23:59 / France - Paris

“Well Harry Potter left for Hogwarts. He now has to torture his own family.” -Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

Research Finds That Lack Of Sex Can Make Your Vagina Depressed-- So Get To It, Ladies.

So... how you doin'?

By Nadine - / Thursday 23 August 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

“Maybe this is why that lady's swimsuit busted open. Her lady-bits were depressed. Maybe it was hoping some direct sunlight would brighten the mood?” -corrupteddevil

By pjsr | 31

#7682583 - Saturday 25 August 2018 20:56

I was wondering why there were only 6 this week. After reading the six, I think you could have stopped at 1 or 2. Either our funny was broke last week, or your funny detector is off this week.