The FML Quiz: Going Down Under

Everyone's got a favorite pair of underwear, but do they have a favorite underwear FML? If you do, you might find it in this quiz!

I come from a land down under, full of panties, skivvies, drawers, undies, delicates, tidy-whities, boxers, briefs, undergarments, knickers, lingerie, underthings, intimates, grundies, unmentionables, indescribables, underclothes, underchunders, undergear, temple garments, underpants, etc. Whatever you want to call them, we're bringing them out today! Time to find out many underwear-related FMLs you can match up!

Instructions for n00bs:

Choose the best multiple-choice option to complete the FML. Scroll down for the answer key. Comment your results. Champs win bragging rights, but everyone gets a compliment from me (even if they bottom out) until the next quiz comes out a week later. Nothing but good vibes here, guys. And sexy underwear, ofc.

Time to drop trou!

1. Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his __________ into my underwear drawer. FML

  1. ant farm

  2. grape juice

  3. cheerios

  4. fish bowl


2. Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was...

  1. the looks of the people around me as they smelled the fresh shit in my underwear. FML

  2. the granny panties everyone saw when I fell over and my skirt flew up. FML

  3. the brown stain my mom had to see when she washed my underwear that night. FML

  4. the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML


3. Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it...

  1. she stopped me and said that my willingness to do it meant that I had repressed homosexuality and that we could no longer be together. FML

  2. I noticed that our curtains were open. Our neighbors gave me a thumbs up. FML

  3. she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

  4. she leaned in and whispered that she'd like to do me with a strap-on. FML


4. Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to __________ my underwear. FML

  1. take off

  2. step into

  3. find

  4. pull up


5. Today, my principal observed me teach my high school social studies class. At the end of the period, he told me, "Your zipper was open the entire time. I wonder if the students noticed that your underwear matched the...

  1. pepto pink of the walls." FML

  2. poster of a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era." FML

  3. buildup of dandruff on your shoulder." FML

  4. coffee stain on your blouse." FML


Final answers? Scroll past the unmentionables to see how you did!

tl;dr - ADCBC










So? How was it?

Comment your score below and I'll share the love!

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Don't forget to help choose the theme for next week!

Cookies, Mean Girls, hamsters, soda, HIMYM... Whatever you come up with, I'll try to find related FMLs and gifs and we'll make it a party.

See y'all next Wednesday!

-Cali ✌︎

PS: This is giving me an idea for another FML competition / game (à la Clucking Machine): The FML Panty Raid. Discuss.

By Cali / Wednesday 14 June 2017 11:30 / USA
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  Cali  |  54

I love the idea! We're choosing the pride month suggestion because it's more of a limited time offer, but yours is going directly on the suggestion list for next week!

By  GoogieWithers  |  21

2/5 Oh,dear. I think the next one should involve man's best friend, as they say, as dogs get into some hilarious scrapes. Or cats? I would have to create an FML of my own about how I ended up in hospital after reading too many cat related FML's though.

  Cali  |  54

I totally should. If I hear anything about an FML merch store reopening I'll put in a good word for our paleolithic pals.