The Best of the Worst of FML #42
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! At last, more proof that the internet is full of wackjobs.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "cheersfarts" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, brace yourself."
Cheescake is a big deal
Today this guy I’ve been talking to has single handedly ignored my texts all day today and it’s made me agitated all day while he’s eating a cheese cake right now. FML
today in the morning after a whole night of drinking I shay out a wjole waplnut don't ask me how
If they think you are, you probably are
In My Anual School Spelling Bee… I Was Chosen To Be First… In The First Round They Start With Easy Words… I Was Told To Spell School… I Spelt It “Skewl”… Not Only Did I Lose The Spelling Bee… But Ppl Think Im Stupid, My Parents Were Called, And Im In A Mental Class…
These guys must be 11, max
Today, I was talking to my friend on Skype then he was talking about gay stuff, I tried to tell his gay is a bad word then because of that, he called me a prev FML.
Shrieking clothes can frightening
Today I water washed a pair of wool pants which belongs to my roommate and it shrieked so bad that can not be wore anymore. FML
Siri works in mysterious ways
today, my iPhone got stuck in headphone mode. After wasting 3+ hours on support..In a fit of rage I went to the couch, yelled “Hey Siri! Turn off headphone mode!” She says,”I’m not quite sure what you mean?” I say,”Figure it out!” Idk what that bitch did.. BUT IT FUCKING WORKED!!! ??????FML!
I just wanna say tht I haven't hear from yuu in years Nd I also want to tell yuu tht yuu gave me crabs Nd ion appreciate tht yuu think yuu can sleep with me Nd not call or text me after like yuu rlly are a fuck boy Nd here I was thinkin yuu were different but obviously not ......
Sounds like a cool gym
Today, I found out the owner of the gym I go to is a big-time fan of heavy metal. FML
The highlight of the day
Today, I watched a cat cough up a hair-ball while stuck in traffic. FML.
There must be some on Tinder
Today its becoming very apparent there are no male submissive male in my state. Or at least one that are willing to admit it...FML
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!
Bonus track: Sorry, no German
FML is God
Downloaded FML APP to share my Everyday FML - thought I could change the Language in german but can‘t - Again FML