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The Best of the Worst of FML #41

By Alan / vendredi 17 novembre 2017 10:00
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! At last, more proof that the internet is full of strange people.

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "dungspindles" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, brace yourself. Imagine you're in an Easyjet flight and you're hearing "BRACE BRACE".
 

Adidas 

Today,I fucked my girlfirend so hard cuz my dick is so big u know and she got adiads it sucks cuz I can’t fuck her anymore

Bathroom royalty

Today, I realised I am the king of our bathroom. I am the wife..

It's true, I saw it in an episode of House MD

Today, my best friend told me she had pancreatic cancer. I broke down crying in the middle of Wal-Mart, and felt very sad. That is, until she told me that women don’t even have pancreases. FML.

We've all been there at school

today i was wanking and i jizzed all over my 5000 word essay and its hand written so now its sticky and i handed it in, the teacher licked it. FML

Swans are vicious bastards

yesterday, swans the worst fml fml fml

George Forman

Today, i mistakenly told George benson the soul singer that i loved his lean mean grilling machine!! when told he was a singer i asked if my gran would know him! i still do not know who he is FML

Joey Donuts

Today, was mine and my boo boo Joey donuts from stAten island 1 year anniversary. His gift to me was some cheap dead shoprite flowers and a bag from mcdonalds with a number 1 meal geez I know I’m fat but that made me cry. To top it all of their was a card that said it’s over because I love ur mom.

Ticket to ride

Today, I actually won 10,000 on a scratchoff. My ex-fiancé took a shit on the ticket

Bowties are cool

Today, I was wearing a head band that I thought was my sisters. come to find out it’s my brothers bowtie and he demanded to have it back. all I did was throw it on the bed and my mom is making me canel all my party plans FML

Pulled off

Today i got pulled over for speeding the cop said “son your got papers” and i said “siccors” and drove off


That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!
 

 

 

Bonus track: You can't get money out of FML likes, sorry dude 

FML is God

i really need money but fuck this because i dont have a job so guess wat peps if u read then u know why i justed started writing this to all the peps on FML so if so one can please put some votes on my fuck my life i would really be fucking happy if u know what i mean for real btchez so see ya soon

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By  Tripartita  |  44

Initially, I was really worried that my Boo Boo Joey Donuts was cheating on me, but then I read that their Boo Boo Joey Donuts is from stAten island (whereas my Boo Boo Joey Donuts is from Rhode Island). Whew, thanks for the clarification, OP!

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By  Tripartita  |  44

Initially, I was really worried that my Boo Boo Joey Donuts was cheating on me, but then I read that their Boo Boo Joey Donuts is from stAten island (whereas my Boo Boo Joey Donuts is from Rhode Island). Whew, thanks for the clarification, OP!

By  tarabella  |  6

Ah so when your FML is featured you get paid for it??? Omg i could have been a millionaire by now, i could write these all day, some of them are bound to be featured! hahahahahaaaaa! this is a great retirement plan!

By  RichardPencil  |  22

Good luck to the dude trying to make money on FML. From my comments, I have homes on Long Island, Santa Barbara and the Riviera, each with a supermodel wife living there. All paid for with sweet FML cash!

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