By - 23/11/2019 18:00 - United States

The best feeling

  Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML
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By  Sady_Ct  |  35

This is old, I read it on here years ago

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By  Sady_Ct  |  35

This is old, I read it on here years ago

By  Razell  |  13

If they are stupid enough to f*ck in the road, they're too stupid to live.
You should have told her to run the tree rats over and improve the IQ of the rest of the local gene pool.

By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

5 Minutes for squirrel sex? That must have been an epic bout considering how long squirrels usually take to mate.