Did you know that retrograde is most definitely, without a doubt and without any room for argument the source of all your problems? Congratulations! This scientific fact™ can be used to excuse your crappy attitude as well as give you an explanation for all your failed relationships. Huzzah!

While retrograde is terrible enough on its own, you should be warned the six (6) planets are currently (or about to be) in retrograde, which is bascially just a sciency way of saying that all hell has just broken loose. ...So, yeah, enjoy these tweets and good luck!

1.

6 planets in retrograde and all at the same time pic.twitter.com/1afBsFrP0O

— skrrrt skrrrt (@earthakittstan) June 22, 2018

2.

i don't mean to brag, but i don't need a planet to be in retrograde to cry in a longhorn steakhouse parking lot at 2:11pm

— Greg Mania (@gregmania) July 13, 2018

3.

a lot of ppl don’t know this but mercury went retrograde and then directly up my ass

— online printer (@hellohappy_time) July 16, 2018

4.

Once these planets are out of retrograde it’s over for you bitches

— Kenny (@kendallboyyd) July 12, 2018

5.

jupiter, pluto, neptune, mars, and saturn during the retrograde pic.twitter.com/fhrX3Txshv

— 𝓻𝓮𝓶 (@glossierdior) July 15, 2018

6.

the boys (planets) are back in town (retrograde)

— robyn reynolds (@hornydilbert) July 18, 2018

7.

5 planets are in retrograde so I’m in hiding

— Jenn McAllister (@jennmcallister) July 21, 2018

8.

What Mercury Retrograde is like.pic.twitter.com/UDgnBuLtHG

— Dirtbag 💋✨ (@GnarlyAstrology) July 14, 2018

9.

my mom: why are you being so annoying today?

me, knowing nothing virtually nothing about astrology: five planets are in retrograde

— gabby (@gabbytakesnaps) July 9, 2018

10.

Me looking up what planet is in retrograde that I can blame my mental breakdown of the day on pic.twitter.com/NdlDDUn9pO

— Megan (@megan__coe) July 10, 2018

11.

Five planets in retrograde, New Moon in Cancer, the longest lunar eclipse of the century and Pluto energy leading up to Friday the 13th can I PLEASE be excused from the table

— umami 💥💥 (@declawedmonet) July 12, 2018

12.

me when I found out that 6 planets are going to be in retrograde this summer https://t.co/TnkfN1PTDf

— fab ✨ (@fabstrology) June 29, 2018

13.

No idea what retrograde is or what it means when 5 planets are in it but you can bet I’m about to blame all my problems on it

— Tay (@CaptainTayy) July 10, 2018

14.

This morning I woke up crying cause I had a bad dream and my half asleep boyfriend hugs me and says “don’t worry babe it’s cause the planets are in Gatorade remember” LMAO 😩😂

— alyssa lauren (@_AlyssaLauren) July 9, 2018

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Me when there’s 6 planets in retrograde. pic.twitter.com/NX0e0m8cHr

— O. (@ojcluv) July 7, 2018