Someone Forced A Bot To Watch 1,000 Hours Of Olive Garden Commercials And Then Write Its Own...And The Result Is Hilarious.
On Wednesday, comedian Keaton Patti tweeted that he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write its own version. Almost every line in the script is such a hilarious one-liner and in just over one day, the tweet got over 250,000 likes and almost 100,000 retweets. See what's so funny for yourself below-- but be prepared for "wet voice" and "a mouthful of secret soup."
Obviously, the replies on this one were golden.
“Mouth filled with secret soup.” This horror version of Olive Garden is amazing— Jay Talks Parrots (@jaytalksparrots) June 13, 2018
"There's more Italy than necessary" feels like an accurate description of every dish on the Olive Garden menu.— Emmy Potter (@emmylanepotter) June 13, 2018
tag yourself i'm friend 3 "leave without me i'm home"— emma lord (@dilemmalord) June 13, 2018
like the pasta nachos, I too am warm and defeated— shauna (@goldengateblond) June 13, 2018
Olive Garden actually piped in as well, and they took the roast like a champ.
Not bad for a first draft, but we do have some feedback…😉— Olive Garden (@olivegarden) June 14, 2018
And of course, there's always Actually Man™ who has to come in and say that it's fake and somehow misses that most people realize that and it's part of the comedy.
1000 hours = 3,600,000 seconds which means you uncovered 250,000 unique Olive Garden commercials (avg commercial is 15 seconds long)— Michael Donohoe (@donohoe) June 13, 2018
Fake or not, this is some grade A comedy. Anyone craving pasta nachos or lasanga wings?